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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #57,374!

very normal, very sane system we got. nothing could possibly go wrong here...

New Yorkers and Angelinos posting doomsday pictures, meanwhile I’m here in the Chicago summer going like

tfw when you lied on your resume and the job just got real

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