Turns out I whipped my own lash

He does say it’s the sweet one… I might have temporarily gone insane and mixed them up

Wait I just googled it and it is Starburst WHERE DID I GET DR PEPPER WHAT IS HAPPENING

NO OKAY THANK YOU IT’S NOT JUST ME

Okay this is important: do you remember this as a Starburst ad or Dr. Pepper? I was CONVINCED it was Starburst and I’m still shook that it’s not.

I’d go fuckingggg nuts for glass 2

Tournament picks is so accurate 😭

I briefly contemplated this… but then I got a breast reduction. In retrospect I should have done it to pay for the reduction, but at least now I’m better at Possession.