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alucarda
@draculadracula.bsky.social
Itssssssss Your Friend and Mine: Winona
bottom with no game
im in my twenties and im normal though okay? yay U^ﻌ^U

she/her pronouns. yuuuuuuuuuuuup
It found me out reels learned about my fire tower lust and keeps showing them to me and it makes me so envious that I have to toss my phone at my couch cause ooogoufgg uh hgghhhhh that should’ve been ME!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I will be at the sauna every other Tuesday henceforth 😐👍 sauna fixed everything forever
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dude I’m gonna piss I’m in like SoSo much trouble because I opened a confidential letter to get at my check (because I was told to do that!!!) but actually it is apparently So not okay for me to have done that. Even though they told me to do that. That’s Awesome.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Looking around taking stock and y’know what things are Bad actually ☝️😐
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Still no check for me here 😇😇 I’m going to bite my fingers off 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not to spiral in broad daylight but that did not go as I needed it to
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s corporate and doesn’t pay as good 😐👍 shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Even professionally I’m egregiously late that’s so embarrassing
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Need to get this deck off my hands I keep rubberbanding between “I’ve cooked” to “they should never let me touch a cards ever again”
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m about to crack a tooth
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Today is not my day but like the responsible adult I am I will just get uncomfortably quiet rather than Freak The Fuck Out at my job U^ﻌ^U that still hasn’t paid me U^ﻌ^U that I continue to do more work than I am compensated for U^ﻌ^U which is any because again they didn’t fucking pay me U^ﻌ^U
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes life is hard but then I see fat cow girl bush on my tl and I can keep going
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Do people like Toronto. I want to go because i think it’s fun that it’s like straight north but I don’t know if that a reason makes
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I deserve some applause I’m trying really hard rn 😐👍
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Took an all day nap and squandered all the sun :(
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think if I ordered fajitas and they DIDN’T come out sizzlin it would send me on a darker path
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes you need to lock out to lock in and step outside to say that I’m calm I’m cool I’ve got it under control
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It was worse <3
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Out of ice at my job…. We even ran out of ice………
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if I built five color Terra. Could be pretty damned cool no
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
And me I also feel not so good tbhq
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I haven’t gotten to do a genuine “who closed last night” before so this is kinda fun it’s kinda novel in a way
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What if I did like a light mint green hair color. Or like a pale sage green. Like celadon, maybe pistachio. I think that could be cute maybe that’s too summery maybe I go for auburn like I planned
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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She has no game, she has no grace. Mil "worse than your average failgirl" Dupont falls flat on her face.

Playin' around with comic making again for fun
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
god Damn it girl !
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM