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Draculasaurus
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Sci-fi Enthusiast - Horror Enjoyer - VHS collector
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Novelisation, baby!
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is satire about the majority youth culture (literally) taking over in the ‘60s.

It’s too much fun to be worried about whether it’s still relevant.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’ve got another movie by Rick Sloane in my moldy tape pile.
Cleaning that one just rose up to the top of my to-do list.
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My wife is half Mexican, and both my kids are one quarter.
That adds up to one whole Mexican!

That’s how they get ya.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This movie is fascinating. It has a stillness but also a comedic element to it kind of like like True Stories by David Byrne.
It also reminds me of John Waters somehow.
-but it’s also a slasher.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love this!
Director is Rick Sloane of Hobgoblins fame.
It has Mary Woronov from Night of the Comet, Death Race 2000 and Rock n’ Roll High School!
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This disco era one has a funky wah-wah guitar.

Amazing!
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This one has an instruction booklet.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That’s it!
Now you know all the special tricks.
Congratulations.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Step 7

Go ahead and do a threesome
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Step 6
Bondage
Tie that hairy old guy up!
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
At this point in your presentation, open you bag and hand out sex toys.
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Step 4
Mutual masturbation

You need a huge shower for this one.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Step 3

Do it in front of a friend.
They’ll be on an air mattress on your floor. They’ll love watching and won’t think it’s awkward or anything.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Step 2
Ladies Initiate unexpectedly

This guy is trying to watch TV, but she has other ideas.
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Step 1
Switch roles

In this example the lady is being more dominant.

Don’t be afraid to grab him by the mullet.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
First have a discussion group with some ladies in a hotel lobby or some place.
They can all discuss fantasies and then you can watch them in a little example video.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cyborg was hastily conceived after Cannon had built sets and costumes for a sequel to Masters of the Universe and also a Spider-Man film.

It’s hard to see any Spider-Man in this post apocalyptic film.
I guess it’s mostly just the sewer set and a city street rigged for rain used in the finale.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh, yeah!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is from North American Pictures.
They’re a Canadian company that set up shop in the Czech Republic in the mid ‘90s, and made a ton of this kind of stuff.

It was OK. The sets were nice, and probably were reused from a somewhat higher budget movie.
Fairly impressive.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM