When all the homies before you wreaked havoc on the world, but you’re just a chill guy looking for some Victorian-era pussy

*me listening to my audiobook at 2.5x speed*
my boyfriend: “….are you autistic…?”

I am probably not going to get to read Onyx Storm for at least another month but I’m so happy my local B&N had some copies of the deluxe edition !!! Also snagged several other hardbacks bc sales…….