Andréa Wylde
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Andréa Wylde
@dragndrywall.com
An engineer by trade; a DIYer by experience; a drag queen by coincidence.

This feed is an unorganized collection of thoughts, activities, ideas, dreams, and outfits. It is not targeted at you; but you’re welcome to sit back and watch.
Meat Tetris.
August 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Looks like they’re putting as much effort into icon improvements as they did for Siri.

Didn’t we go from shaded, textured “skeuomorphic” icons to flat in 2013 or something? What’s old is new, whether it makes the experience better or not.
July 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Uh, thanks for following me, Wendy, uh, version whatever you are. Do you have a sister named Megan 2.0?

10 followers, following 1600 people, has zero posts, and all reposts were within a single 24-hour period.

Nothing suspicious here folks.
July 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
For those wondering about the status of my campaign:

Still in R&D phase but on schedule for 2026 launch as promised.
July 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Like a bicycle for the mind.
July 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pantyhose and plywood
#MakeAndrogynyGlamorousAgain
July 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Age is just a number but I still like to do something special on my birthday.

I know someone that’s turning 250 next year. Let’s plan something special. All of us.
July 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The first ingredient of a successful campaign isn’t donations, it isn’t becoming the party nominee, it isn’t finding dirt on your opponent.

It’s having a core base of supporters who truly know who you are. I’m starting with my friends and family.

Only idiots run normal campaigns.
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You know: the more you try to ban rainbows from public places, the more they just seem to show up EVERYWHERE.
#pride
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We are far from perfect but I believe that this family is living proof that the American Dream is still alive.
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Could it be a misquote? Sure.
Does it sound true regardless?
Yes.
May 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“I’m here to pressure wash, Grandma!”

or

“I’m here to pressure wash Grandma!”

Commas save lives, people.
May 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Diamonds in the rough abound.
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just a boy and his truck. I know: it's a bit unconventional.

EVs and gas vehicles each have their place in our current transportation system. Let's use both.

Masculinity and femininity each have their place in our current society. Let's use both.
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Even a humble carpenter can change the course of history.
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Heavy is the head that wears the crown molding.
May 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth. But that doesn’t mean without a fight.
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love thy neighbor by painting thy neighbor’s ceiling.
May 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I worked up a thirst installing my new EV charger! 🇨🇦 Suck it, Trump!
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Maybe my 10-year-old should run for Congress instead of me? She wrote this on my whiteboard today completely unprompted. Listen to others. REALLY LISTEN. Find wisdom in youth. Now excuse me: I have a bike ride to take.
December 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Quartered and salted the turkey and it all turned out amazing! And I believe I invented the first ever turkey bacon that is actually good! Turkey chicharrones!
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
This thyme of year, I’m reminded of some sage advice: take stock of the things in your life for which you are grateful.

Be honest.
Be grateful.
Forgive.
December 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
December 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I had to pull over into the Walmart parking lot because I was sobbing like a baby. I’m totally fine. But I’ve been telling myself these exact words: My heart and soul aren’t burning; I AM THE FIRE.

P.S.
Halestorm kicks ass!
December 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 PM