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typed 'i think im going to clang in this trolley' into google and it told me to call samaritans, which, fair
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
new (old) toys for my old man era
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
mad that bbc have put wild cherry on bbc 1?? I love eve best but this a bbc 3 experiment. both juice and film club would have felt more at home as one shows
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The hellbound showdown can go to hell
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
love the concept of her doing House at leeds fest
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Back in town?? Return me to the heath the children long for the desolate plains
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Whoever came up with this packaging design must be really fucking proud of themselves
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it has recently come to my attention that i am thirtiee five
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ran up into the clouds and tried to explore this old mill but they'd boobie trapped the entrance
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This kind of felt like stepping into someone else’s dream, but particularly nostalgic if you grew up in a small village in the north in the 90s. The writing is so lovely that to be honest some of my favourite bits are him describing a crunchy leaf as much as the angsty little gay boy throwback.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
this + this
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'll hold my hands up, I used to hate cashews and I was dead wrong for that
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the first episode of the new season of stranger things is seventy one minutes get to fuck
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
luckily they can't get me up here
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They need to invent a dating app where you can do a zoopla and hand draw your catchment so I can exclude the greater manchester fuckboy zone
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Jen and Scree were everything to me
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Adding 'people places things' to my list of things I should have read a plot summary of before I appropriated it as an analogy (see also: my year of rest and relaxation)
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Long term listeners will get it, but after 6 years my parents finally have bedroom and bathroom doors 🎉
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MBV stands for Marge Bouvier
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Another frozen morning from my ice prison looking over at the sunny side of the valley
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Have you ever had an avocado that tastes juicy? I don't think it's right
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You just never know where Jay Kay will fall on the Hot X Annoying matrix diagram every episode
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On the one hand I should have read the safety instructions of the mountboard cutter before using it but on the other hand I am bleeding profusely
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
watching this doc about the fall of rome and the Goths have just been displaced by the Huns? History really fits repeat itself
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM