dragonraptor.bsky.social
@dragonraptor.bsky.social
What do you think the h stands for? Huge, obviously
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I’m tempted to install it just to immediately uninstall it
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Grab a shard, it can be used to make a mini weapon later
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Ratatouille the fairy and fly around with them like its armored core
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Nah, just unlocking a secret, ultra hard dungeon (or you could bypass the dungeon with a high enough cha stat, fallout stylr)
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
They’d probably have a style similar to early-mid medieval one handed swords, as the weight distribution of a needle would make fencing moves difficult with them. they could, on the other hand, make great throwing weapons, with the hole in the back being used to add improvised fleching
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 AM
doll squared
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
They *allegedly* were made to keep the center of the box from touching the top of the pizza, but in actuality all pizza chain owners are colluding with the micro mafia to supply tables to all the borrowers of the world
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Because less people have them in their houses, or because of the negative stigma around anthropomorphic animals
(also the little thing in the center of a pizza box works better as a table than a thread spool)
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Futa: a porn character who has both breasts and a penis
Trans girl: an actual human being who often would rather not have the penis and most definitely does not enjoy being called a porn term
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Girl(?) here (egg)
I simply want to have boobies and world conquest, in that order >:3
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
ah yes, the good ol “am I horny, or just depressed and craving the dopamine rush”
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
“Sir galliant, I have another quest for you. Some shrews got into my vegetable garden again and I need you to deal with them”
(She could use her magic to stop shrews from getting in but tiny adventurers need enrichment)
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Drink a glass of water >:3
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I simply waterboard them I wish fulfillment and suffering in equal measures until they are perfectly conditioned to fulfill their role in the plot
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I’ve been trying to get my friends to play it with me but unfortunately they have “jobs” and “lives” and other pesky obstacles to impede mecha shenanigans
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Size is a great narrative tool to show power imbalance between characters, a nice way to recontextualize your surrounding through a new lens, and a way of showing trust extreme enough that you feel safe when they could crush you with one hand

But also:
this person is hot, more of person=more hot
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
they dont make the minis for battlefleet gothic anymore so if i have to steal a galactic freighter to fill my fleet out then I will. The lights will just make them look cooler at a tournament
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“Congratulation, you’ve been promoted from players to adventurer! here’s some miniature weapons and a terrain build I’ve spent the past 4 months building. Have fun fighting eachother in it”
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
reclining in a glass Of alcohol like it’s a hot tub, slowly feeling your inhibitions drain away as you drink till you feel brave enough to hit on the intimidating looking big you’ve had your eyes on for a bit
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM