Captain Dragontickler
@dragontickler.bsky.social
Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool
He should stencil on some of those palm beach eyebrows like the Dell lady it would really take the attention off his perpetually weeping skin
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He should stencil on some of those palm beach eyebrows like the Dell lady it would really take the attention off his perpetually weeping skin
Nosferatu was the Doctor. Youre thinking of Nosferatus Monster.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Nosferatu was the Doctor. Youre thinking of Nosferatus Monster.
One… *pant pant pant*…. One and a half *pant pant pant*
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One… *pant pant pant*…. One and a half *pant pant pant*
Seasonal impression?
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Seasonal impression?
fine I’ll watch willow again
a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
fine I’ll watch willow again
Who could resist
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who could resist
Execute all other drivers, I will ascend to my true calling as supreme lord and commander of the open road, terror of then I-95 corridor, grand nagus of automotive transport.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Execute all other drivers, I will ascend to my true calling as supreme lord and commander of the open road, terror of then I-95 corridor, grand nagus of automotive transport.
This video has a real strong “how dare you link this after her tragic accident” energy to it, no matter how she’s goes this is going to be the one that people are linking when the hysteronic right wing pretends civility is their priority for the day
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This video has a real strong “how dare you link this after her tragic accident” energy to it, no matter how she’s goes this is going to be the one that people are linking when the hysteronic right wing pretends civility is their priority for the day
It’s true and im tired of pretending it’s not.
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s true and im tired of pretending it’s not.
I keep a guide in my pocket because I kept forgetting , things are much easier now
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I keep a guide in my pocket because I kept forgetting , things are much easier now
There are starving children in Africa
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
There are starving children in Africa
you ever had an AI just make up an answer then admit it when you call them out on it? They arent smart they’re data aggregators that will give answers for treats and make up answers when you don’t like their answers. They’re not smart they’re a validation seeking dewey decimal system of fake books
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
you ever had an AI just make up an answer then admit it when you call them out on it? They arent smart they’re data aggregators that will give answers for treats and make up answers when you don’t like their answers. They’re not smart they’re a validation seeking dewey decimal system of fake books
the FBI say thats bad
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the FBI say thats bad
Let’s see where this goes *trips and falls over pants, rolls down stairs, into car, drives 3 blocks, continues falling into 7-11, slurpee machine is broken, this trip is a failure*
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Let’s see where this goes *trips and falls over pants, rolls down stairs, into car, drives 3 blocks, continues falling into 7-11, slurpee machine is broken, this trip is a failure*
Every pope has to pick at least one phile, this one actually got it right
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Every pope has to pick at least one phile, this one actually got it right
Untrue, the penis might than the s word (that’s Satan, everyone knows the s word is satan)
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Untrue, the penis might than the s word (that’s Satan, everyone knows the s word is satan)
they were so concerned with if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
they were so concerned with if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
easy, he *was* whipping for the leader. Schumer just thinks we are all
incredibly stupid.
incredibly stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
easy, he *was* whipping for the leader. Schumer just thinks we are all
incredibly stupid.
incredibly stupid.
epstein was dead almost immediately, the kind of blackmail material she must have to not only be alive still but upgraded to a cushy minimum security vacation facility has got to be staggering.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
epstein was dead almost immediately, the kind of blackmail material she must have to not only be alive still but upgraded to a cushy minimum security vacation facility has got to be staggering.
His name will be Fw310#erty, pronounced dorkboy. He will be dead in 4 days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
His name will be Fw310#erty, pronounced dorkboy. He will be dead in 4 days.
They legitimately do not, these are the people who have people that have people that bring their food.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They legitimately do not, these are the people who have people that have people that bring their food.
Lemonade that can kill you and a program that tells you to kill yourself, the fact that no one recognized the potential brand synergy there is crazy, AI sending you to Panera to drink yourself to death with sponsored placement could have made someone a mint.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lemonade that can kill you and a program that tells you to kill yourself, the fact that no one recognized the potential brand synergy there is crazy, AI sending you to Panera to drink yourself to death with sponsored placement could have made someone a mint.
It would probably be more important to me if I had any but since I don’t I’m pretending not to care.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It would probably be more important to me if I had any but since I don’t I’m pretending not to care.