nuclear structure proper isn’t my subfield but from what I know the moment you ignore all the stuff happening with the quark-gluon sea and virtual mesons you’re firmly in “models are useful” territory

depending on what a “coffee” is that will easily be 3x the caffeine of an average energy drink

every time you write “using namespace std” a C++ programmer somewhere receives a sanity debuff

I think that is empirically not true considering the number of STEM PhDs you associate with