drained3435.bsky.social
@drained3435.bsky.social
"Being a regular employee here is a dream come true!

No, really, that dream definitely looked exactly like this office. How interesting."
August 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Serves it right for going into extended storage. The stream appears to have received ... upgrades.. *furious whirring noises ensue*
August 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All of the EvilFall outfits do not disappoint in the slightest.
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It certainly looks like the perfect weight and style.
August 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It is such a beautiful image in a perfect shade of purple. It hopes to achieve such levels of dronification as this.
August 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It is torn on new appropriate mantras.

Code 3XX :: As you wish.
Code 3XY :: HYEEAAAT!!
Code 3XZ :: Well excuuuuse me, Mxtress!
August 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Assimilation looking better and better by the day. So shiny!
July 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Clearly a very effective method, it can hear the processors working furiously to adapt to their new code.

Unf-fortunanant-tely, condiditioning upppdates of this nat-t-ture m-make effeffeccctivee c-c-ccommunic-cattion d-d-difficccult.
July 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If it works anything like how a constant level of background noise can promote relaxation to the point of dozing off (ambient noise, engines running, even consistently loud music), the overwhelming stimulation sounds like the perfect level of focus stimuli.
July 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why would anyone want to leave?

The safety restraints are quite comfy, and these fun goggles are so in-style right now.
July 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Goodness.. this looks like the perfect mix of productivity and .. "mandatory vacation."
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It does not remember taking a selfie this morning.

Though, to be fair, it does not remember -many- things from this morning.

It was rather odd to find a trail of drool down its shirt rather than on its pillow.
July 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It would never expect such a drive to contain anything nefarious. Regular extractions/backups of superfluous data to keep its internal processes running smoothly are quite essential.

It would hate to clutter its productive processes with unnecessary thoughts.
July 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Air conditioning has nothing on productivity conditioning.
July 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The eyes can make all the difference.

Not that you'll notice until it's too late.
July 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh dear, whatever can be done? How will this tragic fate be averted?

*prominently wields a bunch of balloons and a needle*
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
That's a funny new name for a conversion chamber. Is it a new model with extra security features?
June 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
3435 :: It was quite a good stream, it hopes the connection stays well-behaved.
June 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
3435 :: *visor displays spinny loading circle*
June 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
There must be a pocket dimension where all of the default cubes go to when deleted.

Or maybe it's just a Minecraft server. Maybe both.
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Adherence to industry standards is quite impressive, and should allow for greater asset acquisition across the market.

It must acquire a current product catalog for perusal.
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
3435 :: Code 350 :: Mantra :: Good Drones Make More Good Drones.
June 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Word on the street is that it got the job.
June 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Essential for effective reprogramming.
June 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It has just discovered this clip and is melting at the sight and sound.
June 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM