Drake Phoenix
@drakephoenix.bsky.social
Hullo! Aspiring writer and professional procrastinator!
No one's ever taught him punctuation, have they?
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
No one's ever taught him punctuation, have they?
Capitalism at its 'finest.'
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Capitalism at its 'finest.'
All good! There's certainly more embarrassing typos ;)
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
All good! There's certainly more embarrassing typos ;)
It really is! I try to avoid using the valley girl accent because I have far too much fun with it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
It really is! I try to avoid using the valley girl accent because I have far too much fun with it.
I think you meant sedition, not seduction?
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think you meant sedition, not seduction?
Two words for you.
Pico Park.
Pico Park.
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Two words for you.
Pico Park.
Pico Park.
And only released them once he was sure his name was blotted out.
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
And only released them once he was sure his name was blotted out.
Lil brown cow is so cute! WTF? Lol
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lil brown cow is so cute! WTF? Lol
That is genuinely funny!
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That is genuinely funny!
Butt Buddies, I call them.
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Butt Buddies, I call them.
Wouldn't be surprised to find Putin or several of his people on the list too.
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wouldn't be surprised to find Putin or several of his people on the list too.
Mood. Where's our Vaggi when we need her? :P
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Mood. Where's our Vaggi when we need her? :P
"Say hello to my little friends!"
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Say hello to my little friends!"
This feels like a chaotic evil moment.
Let me know how it ends! Lol
Let me know how it ends! Lol
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This feels like a chaotic evil moment.
Let me know how it ends! Lol
Let me know how it ends! Lol
Probably wiped his shoes on it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Probably wiped his shoes on it.
Why does his profile picture look like a dildo?
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why does his profile picture look like a dildo?
"A vat in which a bug liquifies itself to become something new."
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"A vat in which a bug liquifies itself to become something new."
That's my thought too. They've built such a cult of personality around Trump, it will devolve into a dog-eat-dog world. We're already seeing signs of it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
That's my thought too. They've built such a cult of personality around Trump, it will devolve into a dog-eat-dog world. We're already seeing signs of it.
Never give me up~
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Never give me up~
Borrowing this, if that's alright with you!
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Borrowing this, if that's alright with you!
Including at least one in the White House!
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Including at least one in the White House!
He certainly puts the trump in trumpery.
October 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He certainly puts the trump in trumpery.
Imagine if they checked it later and discovered it's not made of gold, but of pyrite? That would be hilarious.
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Imagine if they checked it later and discovered it's not made of gold, but of pyrite? That would be hilarious.
I saw this today. On Thursday. I got royally confused.
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I saw this today. On Thursday. I got royally confused.
And he wants to name the ballroom after himself.
Just in case anyone was doubting this was nothing more than a colossal vanity project.
Just in case anyone was doubting this was nothing more than a colossal vanity project.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
And he wants to name the ballroom after himself.
Just in case anyone was doubting this was nothing more than a colossal vanity project.
Just in case anyone was doubting this was nothing more than a colossal vanity project.