Also a silly vap!
(Slightly more serious: I retweet a lot, and sometimes it's NSFW. Fuck it, it's often NSFW. If you're here and under 18, find somewhere else to be, because my timeline's not safe for you.)
*tugs on the sword blade -- it's really a long piece of facial tissue folded into a vague blade shape* Now fear the power of my booger cleaning blade!
*tugs on the sword blade -- it's really a long piece of facial tissue folded into a vague blade shape* Now fear the power of my booger cleaning blade!