daannnny
@dranielc.bsky.social
aspiring artist unaspiring human
Deee Double AYYYY quadruple ENNNN WHUOIIIYYY
Deee Double AYYYY quadruple ENNNN WHUOIIIYYY
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daannnny
@dranielc.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Here’s a show idea it’s like ‘Drunk History’, but it’s just gay people recalling events in their life
‘What’s Love Got to do with Moustasche Rides?’ is the title of my memoir if anyone ever feels compelled to write that… putting it out there now if anyone’s biting and wants to cut a good deal… no, moustasche rides are not acceptable payment but welcome regardless…
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
‘What’s Love Got to do with Moustasche Rides?’ is the title of my memoir if anyone ever feels compelled to write that… putting it out there now if anyone’s biting and wants to cut a good deal… no, moustasche rides are not acceptable payment but welcome regardless…
One rule they don’t teach you about in gay schooling- single gay men: you’re not really meant to be friends with other gay couples. It becomes the plot of the Whorphan when you befriend them and eventually break them up lmao
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One rule they don’t teach you about in gay schooling- single gay men: you’re not really meant to be friends with other gay couples. It becomes the plot of the Whorphan when you befriend them and eventually break them up lmao
Some voice said stand cause you can
And that’s all you have
You’re not in this alone
And that’s all you have
You’re not in this alone
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Some voice said stand cause you can
And that’s all you have
You’re not in this alone
And that’s all you have
You’re not in this alone
I love hockey and sports- like, the showers right?
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love hockey and sports- like, the showers right?
Tell me - does Santa know I’m a whore?
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tell me - does Santa know I’m a whore?
This is me taking back my power-
I devote this weekend to Thai food, and not a man.
There we are.
I devote this weekend to Thai food, and not a man.
There we are.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is me taking back my power-
I devote this weekend to Thai food, and not a man.
There we are.
I devote this weekend to Thai food, and not a man.
There we are.
Hi, 35 and gay- where’s the “it gets better” for the decision making process of gay men, where you try to decide whether to eat a disgusting amount of food or dare the odds of a king top hitting me up and whisking me away to the kingdom of Genova where I’m his favorite whore…. Hmm?
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hi, 35 and gay- where’s the “it gets better” for the decision making process of gay men, where you try to decide whether to eat a disgusting amount of food or dare the odds of a king top hitting me up and whisking me away to the kingdom of Genova where I’m his favorite whore…. Hmm?
Is a two-day hangover a valid enough reason to call out from work tomorrow?
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is a two-day hangover a valid enough reason to call out from work tomorrow?
Tonight is my company is holiday party- the once a year rare event where
my coworkers get to meet “taking advantage of the free drinks” DANNY and not Dan…
my coworkers get to meet “taking advantage of the free drinks” DANNY and not Dan…
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tonight is my company is holiday party- the once a year rare event where
my coworkers get to meet “taking advantage of the free drinks” DANNY and not Dan…
my coworkers get to meet “taking advantage of the free drinks” DANNY and not Dan…
Sorry I’m not a genocide-abiding fascist religiously streaming Taylor swift on spooptify - I’m just your basic pick me energy diva streaming on a small platform you probably haven’t heard of just to look cooler than you.
My performative depression is more performative and depressive than yours.
My performative depression is more performative and depressive than yours.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sorry I’m not a genocide-abiding fascist religiously streaming Taylor swift on spooptify - I’m just your basic pick me energy diva streaming on a small platform you probably haven’t heard of just to look cooler than you.
My performative depression is more performative and depressive than yours.
My performative depression is more performative and depressive than yours.
Bottoms up and the devil laughs
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Bottoms up and the devil laughs
The “lol” makes this light and playful - I might actually take this fellow up on his demand
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The “lol” makes this light and playful - I might actually take this fellow up on his demand
We need to bring back downvotes and opposite-of-like features - that’s where we went wrong as a society… we don’t violently yet correctly shame people online anymore and that’s why we’re here
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We need to bring back downvotes and opposite-of-like features - that’s where we went wrong as a society… we don’t violently yet correctly shame people online anymore and that’s why we’re here
Here’s a show idea it’s like ‘Drunk History’, but it’s just gay people recalling events in their life
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Here’s a show idea it’s like ‘Drunk History’, but it’s just gay people recalling events in their life
Make internet chaperones a thing
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Make internet chaperones a thing
I didn’t want to snap like this, but here we are. My dear sweet aunt you pushed me to this point. No one is going to eat your stupid ass pies because they have THESE as an option meow.
You should have let me just make cherry pie- but here we are. I look forward toward your pie leftovers.
You should have let me just make cherry pie- but here we are. I look forward toward your pie leftovers.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I didn’t want to snap like this, but here we are. My dear sweet aunt you pushed me to this point. No one is going to eat your stupid ass pies because they have THESE as an option meow.
You should have let me just make cherry pie- but here we are. I look forward toward your pie leftovers.
You should have let me just make cherry pie- but here we are. I look forward toward your pie leftovers.
Fam: who’s gonna say grace?
Me: I will *ahem* gobble gobble me swallow me let it drip down the side of me 🦃 amen
Me: I will *ahem* gobble gobble me swallow me let it drip down the side of me 🦃 amen
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fam: who’s gonna say grace?
Me: I will *ahem* gobble gobble me swallow me let it drip down the side of me 🦃 amen
Me: I will *ahem* gobble gobble me swallow me let it drip down the side of me 🦃 amen
How is MomTok going to survive this…
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
How is MomTok going to survive this…
I might be guilty of “over-apologizing” and saying “sorry” too often but jokes on you- I rarely mean it
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I might be guilty of “over-apologizing” and saying “sorry” too often but jokes on you- I rarely mean it
HAVE U GIVEN DANKS TODAY?? Take a second and reflect sinners 😇
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
HAVE U GIVEN DANKS TODAY?? Take a second and reflect sinners 😇
Today I made edibles so potent that I created a rift in the timeline wherein an evil a la ‘Judy’ from “Twin Peaks” was birthed from my sinful creation and its will is to destroy us all
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today I made edibles so potent that I created a rift in the timeline wherein an evil a la ‘Judy’ from “Twin Peaks” was birthed from my sinful creation and its will is to destroy us all
Monday morning thoughts:
Am I patient or do I have a non-sexual “willing to endure it” kink?
Am I patient or do I have a non-sexual “willing to endure it” kink?
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Monday morning thoughts:
Am I patient or do I have a non-sexual “willing to endure it” kink?
Am I patient or do I have a non-sexual “willing to endure it” kink?
My other other favorite kink is the 90s college rock scene
Since everyone keeps asking yeesh
Since everyone keeps asking yeesh
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My other other favorite kink is the 90s college rock scene
Since everyone keeps asking yeesh
Since everyone keeps asking yeesh
Omg fr is someone writing this down????
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Omg fr is someone writing this down????
I’ll be a responsible figure in someone’s life until I figure out how to no longer be seen as responsible
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’ll be a responsible figure in someone’s life until I figure out how to no longer be seen as responsible