Good Lord if that had made the skit you couldn't have paid me to believe he was anything other than a Pokemon

That's legitimately hilarious.

Right so that's too long to wait. I'm gonna need you to Nicolas Cage this thing and steal it.

You words good so keep wordsing.

That was worth renewing my subscription in and of itself. Plus your assurance that there's simply GOT to be a Dumba Plan in place

Lately all the things you say are making me sad. Why you do this?

Jim really said "Three in a row is enough" here.

Okay but who are WE hiring?

No it's okay because the box has cartoon energy.

That's the last time I let a journalist such as yourself dissuade me from being right! 😂

THREE OUT OF EIGHT. PDB FIRING SQUAD.

...his entire response was to ask me how I was paying for a vacation planned eight months ago and to not use the credit card we share.

So now I really will avoid asking for help from my father.