Hail Eris A Cab
@draugmith.bsky.social
also Ryubbert or graeyWolf in other places
there's _got_ to be a psychic surgery/invisible hand kind of joke to be made here...
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
there's _got_ to be a psychic surgery/invisible hand kind of joke to be made here...
GAWD could you imagine having to do tech support for this....?! 😖
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM
GAWD could you imagine having to do tech support for this....?! 😖
"i don't know how the fight against the Flood has been going, but i'm a _potato_..."
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"i don't know how the fight against the Flood has been going, but i'm a _potato_..."
"Cave Johnson here, we at Aperture Science are now making cat beds"
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"Cave Johnson here, we at Aperture Science are now making cat beds"
one cat and one 'entirely tired of your bullsh**'
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
the ultimate mic drop
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
the ultimate mic drop
she overheard other kids talking about how eggs are cucco babies
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
she overheard other kids talking about how eggs are cucco babies
there is that bit in 'Meld' (one of my favourite eps) where he's lost it, trashed his quarters, and has been counting the dozens of ways he knows how to kill someone with just a hand or finger
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
there is that bit in 'Meld' (one of my favourite eps) where he's lost it, trashed his quarters, and has been counting the dozens of ways he knows how to kill someone with just a hand or finger
this just in: frosty slime ghosts don't care about your 'private property' signs...
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
this just in: frosty slime ghosts don't care about your 'private property' signs...
i feel attacked and/or seen
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
i feel attacked and/or seen
it's this one and the cave man science fiction one that i printed out in the longbefore
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 AM
it's this one and the cave man science fiction one that i printed out in the longbefore
i believe an "Oh my...!" is in order...
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i believe an "Oh my...!" is in order...
i feel attacked and/or seen
January 31, 2026 at 9:17 AM
i feel attacked and/or seen
always been partial to the 'i am on fire; keep clear of me' one
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 AM
always been partial to the 'i am on fire; keep clear of me' one
cue week of Blondie obsessing over the fact that Dagwood picked the actress from the list with the biggest appetite...?
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
cue week of Blondie obsessing over the fact that Dagwood picked the actress from the list with the biggest appetite...?
