John Krueger Mellencamp
@drbillchungus.bsky.social
Real name: Jane, it’s nippy on my twat. One person content mill. Shit stirrer. “Dilettante.” Pizza enthusiast. Consistently high. Usually drunk. 🦐
They grow up so fast 🥲
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They grow up so fast 🥲
DP? Oh you mean Dolly Parton.
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
DP? Oh you mean Dolly Parton.
$5 to whoever can tell me what this is
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
$5 to whoever can tell me what this is
Rewatching Deadwood and getting a jump scare every time Short Eyes pops up. Thank Todd for this queen
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rewatching Deadwood and getting a jump scare every time Short Eyes pops up. Thank Todd for this queen
Dolly Parton? Oh, you mean white Tina Turner
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December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dolly Parton? Oh, you mean white Tina Turner
S. Craig Zoller wrote a Puppet Master movie and - surprise! - it focuses on nazis
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
S. Craig Zoller wrote a Puppet Master movie and - surprise! - it focuses on nazis
“Time flies when you’re living in a semi-dystopian landscape. I mean, the holidays are finally here! What better place to celebrate than Target.”
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December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Time flies when you’re living in a semi-dystopian landscape. I mean, the holidays are finally here! What better place to celebrate than Target.”
I want a therapist who’s old as dirt and isn’t afraid to be mean to me
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December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I want a therapist who’s old as dirt and isn’t afraid to be mean to me
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I gotta work harder to make more money for cashews
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I gotta work harder to make more money for cashews
As a lady, it’s so nice to finally have a “literally me” character #pluribus #pleasecarol
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As a lady, it’s so nice to finally have a “literally me” character #pluribus #pleasecarol
“Yeah she was a big girl, sir.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Yeah she was a big girl, sir.”
Walt Jr. walked so Jacob Elordi could run
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Walt Jr. walked so Jacob Elordi could run
Wow, I wish I knew how to read
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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Wow, I wish I knew how to read