Doctor* Bluman
drbluman.bsky.social
Doctor* Bluman
@drbluman.bsky.social
*not really a doctor
Remember (How to Spell) Some Guys
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Camera pans to the floor. Next to the wastebasket, we see“Strong Bottoms, No Tops” scrawled on a crumpled up piece of paper.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
our starting XI tonight has featured quite a few
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yeah but also maybe we’d all have been better off if they’d flamed out early due to their worst impulses instead of rising to prominence while being shielded from consequences. Idk. Anyway the point is this sucks.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is the lid not supposed to… contain the garbage tho? I feel like that has not happened here!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
omgggg
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sentnoritis
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh so we finna see a drag race today huh
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I know the hot dog meme is super played out but c’mon man
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
counterpoint: ........ who? never heard of him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lindsey i can't
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not sure it quite ticks all the boxes here, but my pick would be Battle Cry of Freedom
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Except this time the undercurrent of self-loathing is made explicit!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
lol esme morgan i apologize i was not familiar with your game
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i mean either way it's gross obv but jesus christ
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
boy that "+" contains fuckin multitudes huh
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m onto you
a man is standing on a basketball court holding a ball
ALT: a man is standing on a basketball court holding a ball
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November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Free Ella Stevens
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was going to suggest roasting the bejeezus out of them with some kind of sweet acidic glaze and then realized I was just approximating this recipe
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
oh yes our game of "dad knows everything" was very quickly downgraded to "dad knows most things" and then "dad knows some things"
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM