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Porkin Dajeanus
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Is the cure for male loneliness simply showing up at the karaoke pub as they put on Mr Brightside
May 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Going back in time and exposing baby Odoacer to too much screen time so that Rome never falls
April 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
you've got to be a slime goblin for love or it's not real
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People are always saying nothing but toilet paper in the toilet but that's just not true. it's a lot more complicated than that
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How would i live without drunk subway ride home. When would i text my friends even
February 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A new year, a new profile of the nasty pronatalist couple
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dreamed there was something called “MILF-type pokémon” and my girlfriend was mad i had one in my main 6
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
il faut imaginer une cavewoman sexy
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I will give my life to ensure that my university remains in corporate compliance
January 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There just aren’t any award winning Bill Hader comedy-drama series on TV anymore
December 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Who’s got a rudimentary grasp of piano and a desire to make myself sad on demand? That’s right it’s this guy
December 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Mmmmph
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I swear we are THIS close to a head coach talking about compersion on ESPN
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Faucet at LAX covered by latex glove, clearly inoperable, but lord help me i still tried to turn it on because it would have been really funny if it worked
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
i love new york sports. the giants went to munich, fought through an ugly 4 quarters, and fumbled on the very first down of overtime? greatest city in the world
November 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
guy whose sex noises sound like he's taking poison damage
October 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM
thank you lin-manuel
October 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I love using scavenger hunts as professional team building because you can get highly qualified hoop-jumpers to do anything you want. “For five points, bite a citibike” and you have MD-PhDs instantly ready to chomp
October 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Dating as a widow must be like being in a polycule where most of the polycule is dead
September 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
overheard nyc ER night shift race science is on a whole nother level
September 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Improv is cringe but I’ll never forget my favorite line from my level 1 class.
Quiet kid, nonnative English speaker, was playing a doctor with inappropriate boundaries. Kept buying his patient drinks, tickets to Sea World, etc.
We’re all watching, a little confused, wondering where this is going
September 21, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Girl do you know the queen? cuz your hampalace is Buckin
August 30, 2024 at 10:41 AM
After today, increasingly radicalized and tempted to make the war on cars literal
June 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM
computer just tried to open Bing Maps and I nearly flung it off my lap
June 3, 2024 at 10:50 PM