Is the cure for male loneliness simply showing up at the karaoke pub as they put on Mr Brightside
May 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is the cure for male loneliness simply showing up at the karaoke pub as they put on Mr Brightside
Going back in time and exposing baby Odoacer to too much screen time so that Rome never falls
April 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Going back in time and exposing baby Odoacer to too much screen time so that Rome never falls
you've got to be a slime goblin for love or it's not real
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
you've got to be a slime goblin for love or it's not real
People are always saying nothing but toilet paper in the toilet but that's just not true. it's a lot more complicated than that
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
People are always saying nothing but toilet paper in the toilet but that's just not true. it's a lot more complicated than that
How would i live without drunk subway ride home. When would i text my friends even
February 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How would i live without drunk subway ride home. When would i text my friends even
A new year, a new profile of the nasty pronatalist couple
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A new year, a new profile of the nasty pronatalist couple
Dreamed there was something called “MILF-type pokémon” and my girlfriend was mad i had one in my main 6
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Dreamed there was something called “MILF-type pokémon” and my girlfriend was mad i had one in my main 6
il faut imaginer une cavewoman sexy
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
il faut imaginer une cavewoman sexy
I will give my life to ensure that my university remains in corporate compliance
January 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I will give my life to ensure that my university remains in corporate compliance
There just aren’t any award winning Bill Hader comedy-drama series on TV anymore
December 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM
There just aren’t any award winning Bill Hader comedy-drama series on TV anymore
Who’s got a rudimentary grasp of piano and a desire to make myself sad on demand? That’s right it’s this guy
December 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Who’s got a rudimentary grasp of piano and a desire to make myself sad on demand? That’s right it’s this guy
I swear we are THIS close to a head coach talking about compersion on ESPN
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I swear we are THIS close to a head coach talking about compersion on ESPN
Faucet at LAX covered by latex glove, clearly inoperable, but lord help me i still tried to turn it on because it would have been really funny if it worked
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Faucet at LAX covered by latex glove, clearly inoperable, but lord help me i still tried to turn it on because it would have been really funny if it worked
i love new york sports. the giants went to munich, fought through an ugly 4 quarters, and fumbled on the very first down of overtime? greatest city in the world
November 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
i love new york sports. the giants went to munich, fought through an ugly 4 quarters, and fumbled on the very first down of overtime? greatest city in the world
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guy whose sex noises sound like he's taking poison damage
October 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM
guy whose sex noises sound like he's taking poison damage
thank you lin-manuel
October 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
thank you lin-manuel
I love using scavenger hunts as professional team building because you can get highly qualified hoop-jumpers to do anything you want. “For five points, bite a citibike” and you have MD-PhDs instantly ready to chomp
October 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I love using scavenger hunts as professional team building because you can get highly qualified hoop-jumpers to do anything you want. “For five points, bite a citibike” and you have MD-PhDs instantly ready to chomp
Dating as a widow must be like being in a polycule where most of the polycule is dead
September 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Dating as a widow must be like being in a polycule where most of the polycule is dead
overheard nyc ER night shift race science is on a whole nother level
September 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
overheard nyc ER night shift race science is on a whole nother level
Improv is cringe but I’ll never forget my favorite line from my level 1 class.
Quiet kid, nonnative English speaker, was playing a doctor with inappropriate boundaries. Kept buying his patient drinks, tickets to Sea World, etc.
We’re all watching, a little confused, wondering where this is going
Quiet kid, nonnative English speaker, was playing a doctor with inappropriate boundaries. Kept buying his patient drinks, tickets to Sea World, etc.
We’re all watching, a little confused, wondering where this is going
September 21, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Improv is cringe but I’ll never forget my favorite line from my level 1 class.
Quiet kid, nonnative English speaker, was playing a doctor with inappropriate boundaries. Kept buying his patient drinks, tickets to Sea World, etc.
We’re all watching, a little confused, wondering where this is going
Quiet kid, nonnative English speaker, was playing a doctor with inappropriate boundaries. Kept buying his patient drinks, tickets to Sea World, etc.
We’re all watching, a little confused, wondering where this is going
Girl do you know the queen? cuz your hampalace is Buckin
August 30, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Girl do you know the queen? cuz your hampalace is Buckin
After today, increasingly radicalized and tempted to make the war on cars literal
June 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM
After today, increasingly radicalized and tempted to make the war on cars literal
computer just tried to open Bing Maps and I nearly flung it off my lap
June 3, 2024 at 10:50 PM
computer just tried to open Bing Maps and I nearly flung it off my lap