Guy LeDouche
@drbootyquiver.bsky.social
I’m so high, me and god dappin’
Moral arc of the universe and whatnot…
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Moral arc of the universe and whatnot…
Also in the meantime everyone on this post should get an infrared therapy mat if they don’t have one already.
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Also in the meantime everyone on this post should get an infrared therapy mat if they don’t have one already.
This is the best news I’ve read in years.
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
This is the best news I’ve read in years.
That may be the most recent “big door opening” but kind of short sells the foundation laid and playbook written by the Tea Party movement.
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
That may be the most recent “big door opening” but kind of short sells the foundation laid and playbook written by the Tea Party movement.
It’s literally how they got back into power.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It’s literally how they got back into power.
Look at the kid’s smirk and ridiculous sweater. He’s just dying to grab a titty.
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Look at the kid’s smirk and ridiculous sweater. He’s just dying to grab a titty.
Don’t listen to these squares you need to smoke some grass ASAP!
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Don’t listen to these squares you need to smoke some grass ASAP!
If the sight of Carson Beck doesn’t elicit a visceral negative reaction from him, get out immediately.
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If the sight of Carson Beck doesn’t elicit a visceral negative reaction from him, get out immediately.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s him, Jacob Murphy, and a bunch of skeletons at this point…
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s him, Jacob Murphy, and a bunch of skeletons at this point…
Thought it was nonsense at first but by god “electric beehive that tells people how to feel” is maybe the best description of social media I’ve ever heard.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thought it was nonsense at first but by god “electric beehive that tells people how to feel” is maybe the best description of social media I’ve ever heard.
Those are perfect. We call ours “buzz ball” because he acts like he’s drunk on gas station booze.
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Those are perfect. We call ours “buzz ball” because he acts like he’s drunk on gas station booze.
Team just desperately needs a calm productive offseason.
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Team just desperately needs a calm productive offseason.
1000x better at crosses. Has been biggest issue in this stretch.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
1000x better at crosses. Has been biggest issue in this stretch.
Actually think you’re onto something major here. Dollar for dollar I don’t know if anything would help travelers chill out and pass time more efficiently than aquariums in airports. Aunt Annie’s AND an octopus? You got yourself a layover!
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Actually think you’re onto something major here. Dollar for dollar I don’t know if anything would help travelers chill out and pass time more efficiently than aquariums in airports. Aunt Annie’s AND an octopus? You got yourself a layover!
And my weenie dog is the most codependent animal I’ve ever met.
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And my weenie dog is the most codependent animal I’ve ever met.
Counterpoint: chihuahuas are satan.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Counterpoint: chihuahuas are satan.
All the good qualities you’ve mentioned 100% come from the weenie half of that dog.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
All the good qualities you’ve mentioned 100% come from the weenie half of that dog.
BRING ELLIOT BACK HOME
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BRING ELLIOT BACK HOME
Murphy at RB would be nuts but let’s give it a shot.
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Murphy at RB would be nuts but let’s give it a shot.
It’s absurd to think Eddie could fit so many unique pieces perfectly together with such little time. But it’s equally absurd not to think he can figure it out over this offseason.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s absurd to think Eddie could fit so many unique pieces perfectly together with such little time. But it’s equally absurd not to think he can figure it out over this offseason.