Dr. Caesar
drcaesarmd.bsky.social
Dr. Caesar
@drcaesarmd.bsky.social
they/them, pretentious video game opinion haver, collector of disabilities
setting up an ominous ticking clock underneath a live feed of your offline channel with zero further context
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There are little things like that, which kinda break my heart, but arent big deals. Thermal Visor definitely got a big downgrade for switch, and beam shots not lighting up their environment also hurts me.
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The people who like to have actual discussion get mad because people they deem to be outside their in-group that they deem the rightful users of the subreddit(which I can sympathize with if you want to view it as a forum, not just a social media feed) are controlling the actual content that they see
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Its the dichotomy of a fandom subreddit. The people that actually engage in discussion are typically much smaller than the demographic of people that just browse the subreddit for cool pictures, or people that see it on the front page, and upvote hot girls
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Frankly, I'd rather just not have either. I do not think there is a way to combine metroidvania and true open world in a way that harmonizes their gameplay loops. They are inherently contradictory, and to try to combine them, you have to forsake the most important parts of one of them.
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
But the alternative is to not include the lock and key structure at all, at which point you're throwing away the core gameplay of the series. There is a reason why as much as I like Prime 2 and 3, I think they are by far the worst at being Metroid games of the trilogy.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i am... skeptical. In order to maintain the soul of the series, the lock and key structure of the abilities, you would have to wall off huge portions of the map with small access points that you need an ability to traverse. At that point, youre squandering the strength of an open world...
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the people that are in the weeds? that have actually played metroidvanias? they arent asking for this stuff. it's John from Carolina who saw Samus in smash and thought she looked cool but has never touched a game. That's the kind of people asking for these things
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ill be real i have serious doubts that any actual Metroid fans beyond a handful were asking for an open world. and I'm not going on a "no true metroid fan" rant here, I think that EVERY niche genre has uninvested people who dont care about a series asking for dumbass open world shit
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
if she needs pointers tell her to text me
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
ah man you gotta play Disco asap
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bsky just has your run of the mill toxic progressives that have been around forever. Insufferable but nothing I'm not used to. Still way better than Platform Endorsed Nazi's!

i'll hate the owners of this site forever but I do that for most websites
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
TBH it became the full-fledged replacement when everyone realized to that the people running the website are Tech bro chuds that hate us and want a different audience than the one they actually got lol. Less wretched only by the metric of there being less Nazis
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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God ohh god it feels like it's everywhere ohhh nnooooo there's no escaping it I guess I just whthg- dffpt-- OOPS AWHAUAOOWW!! OOPSIE I must have tripped over this LIST OF 50 BITCHIN' GAMES THAT WHIP ASS, AND GOOD THING TOO, MADE ME FORGET ALL THAT DUMB SHIT I WAS SAYIN!!!

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Okay, I'll make a thread of 50 indie games which I'll add to over the week, staring with.

1. Carimara

Play as a little goblin creature summoned by a witch to investigate what's haunting her cottage, it's a creepy bite-size mystery akin to the Frog Detective games, and has gorgeous visuals.
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Sorry everyone turns out my commitment to the "FRAUD" bit hasn't gone over so well with the IRS and Gabriel has to make bail before they (and you) can finish shooting him. Please buy a toy thnak you 😇
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I still prefer my Metroid games without much NPC interaction (Echoes is like my limit really), because I do still think their presence butchers the trademark atmosphere Metroid is so good at. But in the case of Prime 4, a game that isn't good at being Metroid in general, I can accept it begrudgingly
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Impossible to tell if this is a joke because it'd be an understandable confusion but also completely in line with your other posts as a joke
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM