This or worse must happen to him on an almost daily basis. My heart bleeds for the c**t.

I did similar with expensive insoles. I noticed after a few months that I always picked up the left one first. I can only assume that I had them in the wrong shoes 50% of the time.

That’s what I thought until I became a dad at 44.

Better still, merge 12 constituencies into one super constituency and allocate 10 MPs by proportional representation (to reduce the number of MPs). Next, rank the candidates within winning parties to help avoid them simply imposing candidates. FPTP needs to be scrapped.

Ah, I see what I’ve done. I followed you because you called Farage a cunt.

His portrayal of a gambling addict was enough to scare me away from it completely, but he’ll always be the voice of Mr Benn to me.

I’ll give anyone who calls this cunt a cunt a follow. 👍🏼

Come on Rothmans, do what Cessna couldn’t.

They’re actually trying to kill us all at the behest of lobbyists. Not so they can enjoy a life of luxury and wealth, but so they can have yet MORE luxury and wealth than they have already accrued through corrupt practices.

Lemmy was right (Eat the Rich)

I’m not a clinician (ex-academic) but I used to go to dental conferences. The free samples of toothpaste etc was the best bit but all that stopped about 10-15 years ago.

But you can’t use mint jelly with yoghurt and honey to make a delicious Indian condiment for with your poppadoms, pakoras and onion bhajis.

I wasn’t grey or bald when I had a convertible. When I got my girlfriend pregnant I had to swap my 2 litre sports car for a 1 litre family car. Gutted. I expect I’ll be fully grey haired when I get another convertible.

That guy is so far in the closet he’s eating Turkish delight with the white witch.

YNWA

I only wore M&S briefs for years. Then I found Ted Baker. Even better IMHO

This happened to me in Chester. Took me bloody ages to only bring me back to a side road a matter of meters behind where I’d originally parked.

This is essentially ‘Shopping cart theory’. Google it.

TLDR; if you don’t return the trolley you’re a cunt.

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