Dr Dan
@drdanfrench.bsky.social
Rhetoric PhD with a creative streak. Emmy-nom'd late night comedy writer (Late Late Show on CBS). Cruise ship standup. Creator of one-person shows. Founder of Rhetoric Training for Good People. Gave seminars at Naval War College. Let's think this through.
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Let’s agree to redact Trump from all human history, beginning not very long from now.
It’s really embarrassing how little we protected our democracy from propaganda-wielding asshats.
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It’s really embarrassing how little we protected our democracy from propaganda-wielding asshats.
Constitution shown to be merely “pesky.”
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Constitution shown to be merely “pesky.”
God needs to release the unredacted Bible.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
God needs to release the unredacted Bible.
Damn, Democracy was easy to hack.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Damn, Democracy was easy to hack.
The absurdity of democracy holding a democracy hostage isn't pleasant to live through.
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The absurdity of democracy holding a democracy hostage isn't pleasant to live through.
So, Venezuela’s our 51st state?
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
So, Venezuela’s our 51st state?
Trump orders strike on Nobel prize committee.
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Trump orders strike on Nobel prize committee.
America, the dark comedy.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
America, the dark comedy.
Everybody on the left wants Trump to be Batman. But he’s unrockably the Joker.
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Everybody on the left wants Trump to be Batman. But he’s unrockably the Joker.
If you’re looking to diagnose the problem, maybe start with the fact that probably 4+ billion people know who Donald Trump is, but about 30 know Michel Foucault.
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you’re looking to diagnose the problem, maybe start with the fact that probably 4+ billion people know who Donald Trump is, but about 30 know Michel Foucault.
Trump, huh? Have to hand it to you, Putin, you got us with that one.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trump, huh? Have to hand it to you, Putin, you got us with that one.
If you use shitty logic, you can believe anything.
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you use shitty logic, you can believe anything.
Does anyone want to explain to me how we benefit from having a weaker NATO?
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Does anyone want to explain to me how we benefit from having a weaker NATO?
Karl Marx failed to take into account that the workers don’t just hate the rich, they hate each other, too.
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Karl Marx failed to take into account that the workers don’t just hate the rich, they hate each other, too.
All I want for Christmas is about 30 billion dollars so I can buy a bunch of politicians and change America to a country where evil pricks don’t run things.
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
All I want for Christmas is about 30 billion dollars so I can buy a bunch of politicians and change America to a country where evil pricks don’t run things.
Let’s make one of the worst people in America President! What could go wrong?
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Let’s make one of the worst people in America President! What could go wrong?
The biggest danger to democracy are all the dangers to democracy.
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The biggest danger to democracy are all the dangers to democracy.
Let’s agree to redact Trump from all human history, beginning not very long from now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Let’s agree to redact Trump from all human history, beginning not very long from now.
I sincerely pray that the heinous shit Trump said about Rob Reiner somehow tips some cosmic balance, and comes back to haunt that ghoulish fuck in an unpredicted way, a final victory by Reiner, well-deserved.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I sincerely pray that the heinous shit Trump said about Rob Reiner somehow tips some cosmic balance, and comes back to haunt that ghoulish fuck in an unpredicted way, a final victory by Reiner, well-deserved.
Trump is some creature that rose up one night from a vomitorium, stumbled into a wall, took form, and slopped off to take its place feeding off the ugliness festering inside the souls of both the wealthiest and the stupidest of Americans.
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump is some creature that rose up one night from a vomitorium, stumbled into a wall, took form, and slopped off to take its place feeding off the ugliness festering inside the souls of both the wealthiest and the stupidest of Americans.
Our putrid shit bucket of a President opening his repugnant mouth to speak ill of the recently dead. Yes, I had this on my bingo card for the Christmas holiday. Because it's always on my bingo card.
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Our putrid shit bucket of a President opening his repugnant mouth to speak ill of the recently dead. Yes, I had this on my bingo card for the Christmas holiday. Because it's always on my bingo card.
Trump’s soul smells like a rotted swamp stump.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Trump’s soul smells like a rotted swamp stump.
I would give an awful lot if just once, when Trump says something heinous and sadistic, like he did today about Rob Reiner, a reporter just blurted out, right to his face, on camera, “You are a total asshole.”
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I would give an awful lot if just once, when Trump says something heinous and sadistic, like he did today about Rob Reiner, a reporter just blurted out, right to his face, on camera, “You are a total asshole.”
White dudes have done so much to hurt our brand.
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
White dudes have done so much to hurt our brand.
MAGA -- or, more literary, Charge of the White Brigade.
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
MAGA -- or, more literary, Charge of the White Brigade.