I can't turn any of it on without enabling FaceID, which I don't trust the accuracy of (especially since there's better legal protection for a passcode than facial recognition or biometric access).

Thirdly, hey Apple-- every other company in the world has figured out how to mitigate this risk. Maybe join us in the 21st century?

The Muscovite Candidate is more accurate, I think.

Because "fuck other people" is a core tenet of the Republican platform. "Fuck myself over" is lower down the priority list, but definitely still there.

Participating in a global dogfighting ring.

Musk is just an AI bot-- made up entirely of plagiarism and memes.

At least Zelenskyy knows how to manipulate Trump (to be fair, it's not like it's hard to do).

"First of all, if you haven't figured out that we're habitual liars, you haven't been doing your job."

Those are very insecure drawers. The medications are usually inside a two-factor (typically fingerprint-and-PIN) box (called a Pyxis or Omnicell). Those locks are basically to keep children from playing with the tongue depressors or hypodermic needles.

Sorrey, Canada...

I'll say this for Trump; I'm sure he's increased ACLU donations. I just gave again.

Time to double my donation to the ACLU again. The courts are going to be busy... :(

Yeah, this is definitely one of those "$5 to hit with hammer, $500 knowing where to hit it" things.