How does one shit post. I need to learn this dark art

I opened this app thinking I’d have something funny or insightful to say. Guess I was wrong

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

The real problem with knowing too much science is now when I watch sci-fi I can’t help but be a kill joy to myself and say that’s not how it works

I guess what they say is true… ignorance is bliss

tw*tt*r machine broke time to shitpost here

So posts on here are called ‘skeets’ buddy do I have a shirt for this. All I need to do is dig through a bunch of bullshit and post it and the reskeets should come flying in