Mike
@dreadnought1984.bsky.social
Taxi Driver
F1 dinosaur
Politics
WW1 battleship nerd
F1 dinosaur
Politics
WW1 battleship nerd
Obviously a battery organiser
July 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Obviously a battery organiser
My wife once jumped out of our moving car because there was a wasp inside. We're getting divorced now, unrelated 😂
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My wife once jumped out of our moving car because there was a wasp inside. We're getting divorced now, unrelated 😂
Has it been left with a neighbour?
July 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Has it been left with a neighbour?
Every citizen should be offered a radar gun and be able to pocket 50% of the fines from the speeders they catch.
June 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every citizen should be offered a radar gun and be able to pocket 50% of the fines from the speeders they catch.
"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"
No Roy, that's really not cool!
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"
No Roy, that's really not cool!
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"
No Roy, that's really not cool!
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"
No Roy, that's really not cool!
I was driving Jo Pavey to the sports personality of the year (2014) but due to a hold up with a family member I sat in her kitchen drinking tea with her mum who turned out to be my yr1 primary school teacher. Very random
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I was driving Jo Pavey to the sports personality of the year (2014) but due to a hold up with a family member I sat in her kitchen drinking tea with her mum who turned out to be my yr1 primary school teacher. Very random
For the love of God won't someone call Ari Vatanen
June 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For the love of God won't someone call Ari Vatanen
News media lazily take their direction from the newspapers who in turn pander to a very small very pro brexit reader base. The model is broken
June 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
News media lazily take their direction from the newspapers who in turn pander to a very small very pro brexit reader base. The model is broken
Could Europe permanently loan us an EU membership?
June 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Could Europe permanently loan us an EU membership?
Unfortunately for the rest of us immigration is the primary enemy for these people. They'll forgive any lie, inconvenience and hardship if immigration is sorted... Which (of course) it won't
June 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Unfortunately for the rest of us immigration is the primary enemy for these people. They'll forgive any lie, inconvenience and hardship if immigration is sorted... Which (of course) it won't
This is amateur, I own 7 taxis that work round the clock. Every one of my drivers is briefed on what to do in an emergency and part of that is me always being contactable. If you run a 24/7 business you HAVE to be available
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is amateur, I own 7 taxis that work round the clock. Every one of my drivers is briefed on what to do in an emergency and part of that is me always being contactable. If you run a 24/7 business you HAVE to be available
If you're well known for hard work and integrity I imagine getting a job after being an MP is pretty easy. If you're known for being a knobhead then I guess you've only yourself to blame
May 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you're well known for hard work and integrity I imagine getting a job after being an MP is pretty easy. If you're known for being a knobhead then I guess you've only yourself to blame
CS stands for colleague shop, any food labelled CS used to be offered to the staff as freebies. I guess now they've opened it up to the public
May 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
CS stands for colleague shop, any food labelled CS used to be offered to the staff as freebies. I guess now they've opened it up to the public
I had to mothball my company for 3yrs when my son became ill and was awarded carers allowance. When things with him began to improve I had more time so took a part time job only to be hit with a £1700 bill as I'd worked 15mins overtime. I wasn't poor when he got ill but I was when he got healthy
May 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had to mothball my company for 3yrs when my son became ill and was awarded carers allowance. When things with him began to improve I had more time so took a part time job only to be hit with a £1700 bill as I'd worked 15mins overtime. I wasn't poor when he got ill but I was when he got healthy
I remember seeing the drawings in Autosport!
May 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I remember seeing the drawings in Autosport!
I wish it was his last race. Would have been a great way to go
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I wish it was his last race. Would have been a great way to go
Some might say after recent announcements the source maybe his underwear
May 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Some might say after recent announcements the source maybe his underwear
You started as Sir Humphrey and ended as Malcolm Tucker. Top marks!
May 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You started as Sir Humphrey and ended as Malcolm Tucker. Top marks!
Imagine the bugs and hidden surveillance on that plane 🤯
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine the bugs and hidden surveillance on that plane 🤯
Reform don't care. They have no interest in governance and they got their election headlines.
May 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Reform don't care. They have no interest in governance and they got their election headlines.
Part of me hopes his challenge fails just before the line and cameras catch him smashing up a Toyota Corolla
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Part of me hopes his challenge fails just before the line and cameras catch him smashing up a Toyota Corolla
Remainers: ok cool, it fixes a tiny part of the problem
Brexiteers: It's a disgrace!!
Brexiteers: It's a disgrace!!
May 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Remainers: ok cool, it fixes a tiny part of the problem
Brexiteers: It's a disgrace!!
Brexiteers: It's a disgrace!!
Why does it have to take so long though? It's not like his death came out of the blue
May 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why does it have to take so long though? It's not like his death came out of the blue