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Prof. Locke
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English educator
Having to deal with broken-ass Microsoft Outlook is why I get nothing done. Productivity software, my ass.
June 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Do you remember a few years ago when British people were pouring milkshakes on politicians? I'm not saying we should do that . . .
March 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Jon Stewart discusses the outsized pressure on individuals to fight powerful forces and points out that the responsibility news organizations have in this moment. #TheWeeklyShow #politics
March 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Your (biannual? biennial?) twice-yearly reminder that people are stupid and this is bullshit.
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Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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March 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Aw yeah, it's #springbreak! I can take the long naps!
March 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You know that shadow government that is supposed to be running everything? They're doing a piss-poor job of it. Come on, Illuminati, get your shit together!
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When did rock concerts become something only rich people can afford? $60 for the cheapest seats, are you kidding me?!
March 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A student today told me that my class is "bullshit" and "ass-backward." Oh come on, you haven't even been there in a month, how would you know?
March 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
As a gamer, I feel dirty.
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February 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ummm, what was I supposed to be doing?
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you back into a parking space, I am absolutely judging you.
February 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I finally got around to watching Interstellar. It really bummed me out. 😞
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don't really get why people lost their shit about local weather forecasters being replaced with the Weather Channel. None of these assholes can forecast the weather anyway, so it doesn't matter where they are.
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I recently bought the DVD box set of the original GI Joe cartoon and I can't stop comparing Cobra Commander and Destro to the Convict and the Musketeer.
February 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I tried to play an old music CD on my laptop and my antivirus app kept rejecting it. Turned out it was an enhanced CD with an AOL installer on it and my computer was freaking out because it had no idea what it was. 😂
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today is Thursday. I just got an email from a student who hasn't attended all semester, asking to be excused from today's class because of the winter weather.

I don't have a class on Thursdays.
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it."
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Listen to He-Man friends!
February 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One of my students came to class with three Monster energy drinks and talked about how they have insomnia. I wonder if there's a connection.
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Fun Fact!
February 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It's important to stretch.

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February 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
February 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM