DreadPirateJohnnyBlueSkies
@dreadpiratejohnny.bsky.social
Two horses in a man costume. Digs training on horses, dogs, and computers. Hightech Redneck. Canadian Mounted shooter. Art. Python. Solaris. Linux. NO I'm not buying your stupid electric money #sandcryptobros
Elon's pronouns are not/zi
January 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Elon's pronouns are not/zi
People actually pay Chiropractors? Routinely. Ahahaha
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January 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People actually pay Chiropractors? Routinely. Ahahaha
The modern, even uglier, American Volkswagen:
a car is driving down a street at night and says " murica "
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January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The modern, even uglier, American Volkswagen:
2025 has been a very long year.
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
2025 has been a very long year.
When Americans say Canada needs to spend 2% of GDP on the military, it means we have to spend 2% of GDP on American weapons to defend ourselves from American weapons. It's a mafia style shakedown.
January 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When Americans say Canada needs to spend 2% of GDP on the military, it means we have to spend 2% of GDP on American weapons to defend ourselves from American weapons. It's a mafia style shakedown.
The Western left has to move away from being a bunch of small tents containing intersectionalized victim fetishist fighting for nothing but unearned social status. They are handing the world over to the business activists on the right. Maybe keep the lunatics on your "side" in check?
January 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Western left has to move away from being a bunch of small tents containing intersectionalized victim fetishist fighting for nothing but unearned social status. They are handing the world over to the business activists on the right. Maybe keep the lunatics on your "side" in check?
After eating so well/bad/much over the holidays, I have to remind myself that food doesn't have ingredients. Back to eating food: Meat, vegetables, fruits, and nuts.
January 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
After eating so well/bad/much over the holidays, I have to remind myself that food doesn't have ingredients. Back to eating food: Meat, vegetables, fruits, and nuts.
Sounds like Trump paraphernalia is going to be 35% more expensive. Cool cool cool 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sounds like Trump paraphernalia is going to be 35% more expensive. Cool cool cool 🤣
I really love the process. There's no reward better than just attempting to do the thing. Especially when working with horses or raising children. Just being there, while trying is all there really is.
January 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I really love the process. There's no reward better than just attempting to do the thing. Especially when working with horses or raising children. Just being there, while trying is all there really is.
Trump tarrifs on Canada aren't happening. BUT Canada's distrust of American politicians is growing. Canada needs to get our o&g to global markets.
January 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trump tarrifs on Canada aren't happening. BUT Canada's distrust of American politicians is growing. Canada needs to get our o&g to global markets.
I'm pondering retirement today. I wish that retiring from work didn't mean retiring from mounted shooting, too. 🙁
January 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm pondering retirement today. I wish that retiring from work didn't mean retiring from mounted shooting, too. 🙁
Letting the government ban things you don't like or don't affect you specifically is the opposite of progressive. That's how gay marriage was banned in the 1st place. Want to go back to those days, or not?
January 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Letting the government ban things you don't like or don't affect you specifically is the opposite of progressive. That's how gay marriage was banned in the 1st place. Want to go back to those days, or not?
Food doesn't have ingredients. If it has a label listing what it contains, it's something other than food, and you probably shouldn't eat it regularly.
January 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Food doesn't have ingredients. If it has a label listing what it contains, it's something other than food, and you probably shouldn't eat it regularly.
I learned to train my horses like a 12 year old girl does. No sane horse can resist an abundance of quality time, affection, and playfulness from a handler. #horsemanship
January 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I learned to train my horses like a 12 year old girl does. No sane horse can resist an abundance of quality time, affection, and playfulness from a handler. #horsemanship
Weight gain and loss aren't complicated concepts. Fat dogs are fed too much. Fat people are fed too much. Period, end of conversation. Nutrition is a bit more complicated - but not really. Simply understanding what species you are goes a LONG way to figuring out what you should be eating.
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Weight gain and loss aren't complicated concepts. Fat dogs are fed too much. Fat people are fed too much. Period, end of conversation. Nutrition is a bit more complicated - but not really. Simply understanding what species you are goes a LONG way to figuring out what you should be eating.
Search engines are zombies.
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January 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Search engines are zombies.
Building AI capabilities to infer intent from an analysis of several queries? Super secret spy shit right thur. Definitely happening.
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Building AI capabilities to infer intent from an analysis of several queries? Super secret spy shit right thur. Definitely happening.
Everyone is scared to go watch football. Scared of vehicles speeding passed. Afraid of the intentions of every driver. Afraid to walk on the sidewalk. BUT it's #notterrorism Got it.
January 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Everyone is scared to go watch football. Scared of vehicles speeding passed. Afraid of the intentions of every driver. Afraid to walk on the sidewalk. BUT it's #notterrorism Got it.
It's not like you can just NOT have free will. Duh
December 30, 2024 at 3:34 AM
It's not like you can just NOT have free will. Duh
I'm a terrible friend and an even worse presenter. I'm am on some 'spectrum', but it's no excuse. Not a mental illness I can't overcome - it's character flaws that I need to work a LOT harder on.
December 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I'm a terrible friend and an even worse presenter. I'm am on some 'spectrum', but it's no excuse. Not a mental illness I can't overcome - it's character flaws that I need to work a LOT harder on.
A good horse would never act up like this. This is a #greathorse The whole job is to give her a place to direct all that energy. She's got it, and wants to use it - #mountedshooting is a sport that will tick all her boxes. Win!
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
A good horse would never act up like this. This is a #greathorse The whole job is to give her a place to direct all that energy. She's got it, and wants to use it - #mountedshooting is a sport that will tick all her boxes. Win!
Teslas: 20x more dangerous than a Ford Pinto. Cool. 😶😬
December 27, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Teslas: 20x more dangerous than a Ford Pinto. Cool. 😶😬
Had a fantastic Christmas holiday so far. Warm! Got a snaffle in my kid's bronc's mouth. Smokies on the wood stove in the bush cabin just before it got dark at 4pm was a nice end to the day. A loving family is a blessing.
December 27, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Had a fantastic Christmas holiday so far. Warm! Got a snaffle in my kid's bronc's mouth. Smokies on the wood stove in the bush cabin just before it got dark at 4pm was a nice end to the day. A loving family is a blessing.
December 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM