@dreamingx.bsky.social
Some weeks ago I actually said the Democrats in congress need to wait until they have the votes to try to impeach.
I'm sorry I said that.
File impeachment proceedings every single day. Just keep going on the most recent offense. Get Trump for incompetence. Then -1/2
I'm sorry I said that.
File impeachment proceedings every single day. Just keep going on the most recent offense. Get Trump for incompetence. Then -1/2
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Some weeks ago I actually said the Democrats in congress need to wait until they have the votes to try to impeach.
I'm sorry I said that.
File impeachment proceedings every single day. Just keep going on the most recent offense. Get Trump for incompetence. Then -1/2
I'm sorry I said that.
File impeachment proceedings every single day. Just keep going on the most recent offense. Get Trump for incompetence. Then -1/2
The thru line for every crazy thing Trump does remains - how does this benefit Putin?
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The thru line for every crazy thing Trump does remains - how does this benefit Putin?
Prediction - congressional Republicans will impeach this administration (Trump, Vance, maybe even Johnson) just before the midterms. But not for treason. They'll impeach it just enough to make it look like they are doing something.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Prediction - congressional Republicans will impeach this administration (Trump, Vance, maybe even Johnson) just before the midterms. But not for treason. They'll impeach it just enough to make it look like they are doing something.
Wait - hold up. Donald Trump wants the Senate to kill the fillibuster, and they aren't doing it? Is that the line, for Senate Republicans? The fillibuster is their Rubicon? What does this say about what they hope to happen after the fall of Trump?
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Wait - hold up. Donald Trump wants the Senate to kill the fillibuster, and they aren't doing it? Is that the line, for Senate Republicans? The fillibuster is their Rubicon? What does this say about what they hope to happen after the fall of Trump?
Seen a lot of posts responding to the killing of Charlie Kirk with things like 'POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER! THIS IS INTOLERABLE!' and I get it, but at the same time...
I feel pleased that Charlie Kirk is dead, and I am glad that he won't be around to do more damage.
I feel pleased that Charlie Kirk is dead, and I am glad that he won't be around to do more damage.
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Seen a lot of posts responding to the killing of Charlie Kirk with things like 'POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER! THIS IS INTOLERABLE!' and I get it, but at the same time...
I feel pleased that Charlie Kirk is dead, and I am glad that he won't be around to do more damage.
I feel pleased that Charlie Kirk is dead, and I am glad that he won't be around to do more damage.
Lot of people talking, concerned about the Presidents health. Yeah sure, like he's the one calling the shots. The only thing about President Trumps health I care about is that he lives long enough to see the release of the Epstein Files.
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Lot of people talking, concerned about the Presidents health. Yeah sure, like he's the one calling the shots. The only thing about President Trumps health I care about is that he lives long enough to see the release of the Epstein Files.
I have heard so many things about protests recently, I'm a little confused about whether there will be one around here.
I've heard very little recently about a national strike.
Is now the time?
I've heard very little recently about a national strike.
Is now the time?
July 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I have heard so many things about protests recently, I'm a little confused about whether there will be one around here.
I've heard very little recently about a national strike.
Is now the time?
I've heard very little recently about a national strike.
Is now the time?
A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny
Effective July 4, 2025
open.substack.com
July 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Seen a lot of people asking, why does a parade need a corporate sponsor?
In this case, the answer is - To conceal the fact that it was actually sponsored by us.
In this case, the answer is - To conceal the fact that it was actually sponsored by us.
June 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Seen a lot of people asking, why does a parade need a corporate sponsor?
In this case, the answer is - To conceal the fact that it was actually sponsored by us.
In this case, the answer is - To conceal the fact that it was actually sponsored by us.
Now if everybody who showed up yesterday makes calls to their senators and representatives tomorrow, we'll have it right.
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Now if everybody who showed up yesterday makes calls to their senators and representatives tomorrow, we'll have it right.
If you are Active Duty or Reserve military, and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of your fellow citizens, dial this number - 1-877-447-4487. It'll connect you to the GI Rights Network, who can give you alternatives and document the orders.
June 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If you are Active Duty or Reserve military, and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of your fellow citizens, dial this number - 1-877-447-4487. It'll connect you to the GI Rights Network, who can give you alternatives and document the orders.
Abrego Garcia better watch out. The way Immigration and Customs Enforcement has been working these days, it wouldn't surprise me that they would take the case to trial, get it thrown out, and instantly kidnap him and transport him overseas. 'Welp, with the due process crap out of the way...'
June 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Abrego Garcia better watch out. The way Immigration and Customs Enforcement has been working these days, it wouldn't surprise me that they would take the case to trial, get it thrown out, and instantly kidnap him and transport him overseas. 'Welp, with the due process crap out of the way...'
@realdollyparton.bsky.social has brightened enlivened the world with her talent and her grace. Her use of her wealth to enrich others is a seminar on the best of Christianity, and if she sang about greasy grimy gopher guts I'd be screaming 'Listen to that soprano! LISTEN TO IT!'
May 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@realdollyparton.bsky.social has brightened enlivened the world with her talent and her grace. Her use of her wealth to enrich others is a seminar on the best of Christianity, and if she sang about greasy grimy gopher guts I'd be screaming 'Listen to that soprano! LISTEN TO IT!'
I've heard it called the Republican Budget Disaster of '25, but given the effort to marginalize the courts I think The Betrayal of America might be a better alternative name for the big, beautiful bill.
May 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've heard it called the Republican Budget Disaster of '25, but given the effort to marginalize the courts I think The Betrayal of America might be a better alternative name for the big, beautiful bill.
Ok, my spouse and I agree that there are a lot of protestants and officials who are loudly displeased at the selection of this most recent pope, and it seems someone should ask - y'all know this isn't about you, right? I mean, he's not your pope - do you get that?
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ok, my spouse and I agree that there are a lot of protestants and officials who are loudly displeased at the selection of this most recent pope, and it seems someone should ask - y'all know this isn't about you, right? I mean, he's not your pope - do you get that?
Words Mean Things.
Administration necessarily implies some measure of care. For what is being administered for, or for the craft of administration itself.
Donald Trump does not have an Administration.
Donald Trump has a Regime.
Administration necessarily implies some measure of care. For what is being administered for, or for the craft of administration itself.
Donald Trump does not have an Administration.
Donald Trump has a Regime.
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Words Mean Things.
Administration necessarily implies some measure of care. For what is being administered for, or for the craft of administration itself.
Donald Trump does not have an Administration.
Donald Trump has a Regime.
Administration necessarily implies some measure of care. For what is being administered for, or for the craft of administration itself.
Donald Trump does not have an Administration.
Donald Trump has a Regime.
You know, upon reflection, I think I'd prefer Trump as Pope to Trump as President of the US. Given the number of contraceptives/abortions Catholics take advantage of, how influential is that position exactly? And given the size of the Vatican standing army...
May 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You know, upon reflection, I think I'd prefer Trump as Pope to Trump as President of the US. Given the number of contraceptives/abortions Catholics take advantage of, how influential is that position exactly? And given the size of the Vatican standing army...
The definition of deportation is removing a foreigner or non-citizen from a country. Accordingly, the activity of BICE - the Bureau of Immigrations and Customs Enforcement - in removing citizens from our country is not deportation. It is simply kidnapping, and should be referred to as such.
April 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The definition of deportation is removing a foreigner or non-citizen from a country. Accordingly, the activity of BICE - the Bureau of Immigrations and Customs Enforcement - in removing citizens from our country is not deportation. It is simply kidnapping, and should be referred to as such.
Why does the algorithm think I like pro wrestling? How can I convince the algorithm that I don't?
March 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why does the algorithm think I like pro wrestling? How can I convince the algorithm that I don't?
My mother, Virginia Ruth Barrett Jarvis, always Ginger to her friends, died early this morning. Born in April of 1942 she was pianist, music director, reporter and teacher.
March 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My mother, Virginia Ruth Barrett Jarvis, always Ginger to her friends, died early this morning. Born in April of 1942 she was pianist, music director, reporter and teacher.
I don't know what a starter pack is. Some of them look pretty, though
March 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't know what a starter pack is. Some of them look pretty, though
Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather.
Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.
Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.
Owners Say Cybertrucks Are Shedding Body Panels. One Thinks He Knows Why
A Tesla owner who wraps vehicles for a living has an idea why his truck lost a piece of its bodywork at speed.
www.roadandtrack.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Well, Vladimir Putin can get all the blow jobs he wants, but nobody sucks dictator cock like our President, Donald Tump!
February 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Well, Vladimir Putin can get all the blow jobs he wants, but nobody sucks dictator cock like our President, Donald Tump!
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