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Zen

@dreamingzen.bsky.social

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Tavernkeep for money. Run and write tabletop roleplaying games for fun. Entowered in DSM.

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

Can you tell me how to get um how to get to Sesame Street?

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

I thought we were gonna get playoff baseball mound charge.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

"This is Mookie Betts. He makes diving catches and hits grand slams."

Yeah, of fucking course he does.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

But they're branded as For Patriots and I need to virtue signal with my power generation.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

Saying something shitty and/or being a shitty person is agnostic of past credentials.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

Well go on then. I think the NDA can't hear you on the internet.

Also, love the logo!

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

Any dipshit can throw a wrench in the gears, but it takes genius to craft gears that last for centuries.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 11h

The later interviews are fun because it's all steroid blather.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 14h

Computer show me Tayne.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 18h

"We will continue to report on the actions and decision-making processes of ... um.. 'Big Daddy Government So Strong' without fear or favor."

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 19h

CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Did that court jester just say something brutally honest? Of course not, he's a clown.

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Two soldiers say:

Hey Hey, Look Who it Is.

The "Priests."

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Smooth as hell

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Hoovering up junk was such a good loop. Raiding specific stores to get materials was just the best.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you chose to not watch the televised flogging.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Failchildren have always filled the government but we've never seen them pick up nothing on the way there.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Vladdy Jr looking like superman leaping into a slide at home

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

She willingly had an affair with Corey Lewandowski of all people so there really isn't a high bar here

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Tina Leeds more like Tina Needs a block

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

"So that over there is Antifa?"

"Yes Ma'am. We call this chicken front."

"And again over there too, right?"

"Yeah, but that's geriatric front. It's a two front situation. We're penned in."

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

I had a security sweep come through my work by marshals. Two came in, "Good morning. Mind if we look around?" as he handed me his card. They swept everything in like 4 minutes. "Thanks for your time," and they were gone. Aura was like they could dismantle any living creature to pieces on a whim.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Me on one hit of the water drugs

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

Principal Skinner "Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong," meme.

Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social · 1d

"Tensions are mounting in Chicago"

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