It just becomes more clear to me that the right does not understand the entire plot of Star Wars.
You are not the resistance… 😂

I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.

~a tragic personal memoir

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"

At this point, the raw milk movement is just natural selection. Much like all the other things scientists tell us that get ignored. Sadly, however, it’s the kids of these crunchy “natural” moms that will suffer for their stupidity.

Current internet media literacy: “why was the movie called Goodfellas? They seemed like pretty bad fellas to me. Plot hole?”

another woman is dead because doctors refused to give her standard medical care AFTER SHE ALREADY MISCARRIED. abortion bans are killing women even if they don’t need one. porsha ngumezi should be alive.

After years of being curious about my lineage, I finally received my ancestry results. Apparently I'm 12% forest cottage, 16% used bookstore, 9% tea and crumpets, 13% raven rescue, 11% cobblestone side street, 7% fog-laden lighthouse, 17% pastry, and 15% Oxford comma.