Dr. Eichhorn
@dreichhorn.bsky.social
Oil & Gas analyst by day, Superhero by night.
Analyst again by late night
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Dr. Eichhorn
@dreichhorn.bsky.social
· Mar 10
Currently struggling to understand our current administration and political climate. Making haikus to help mentally process our current events.
There's way too much [literal] cheek-kissing in 'The Holiday'. Good movie though.
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There's way too much [literal] cheek-kissing in 'The Holiday'. Good movie though.
Reposted by Dr. Eichhorn
Your daily Malik Nabers highlight, via Jordan Raanan:
August 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Your daily Malik Nabers highlight, via Jordan Raanan:
Reposted by Dr. Eichhorn
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Stock market crashing
Fake math tariff formula
Fools his base only
Fake math tariff formula
Fools his base only
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Stock market crashing
Fake math tariff formula
Fools his base only
Fake math tariff formula
Fools his base only
Reposted by Dr. Eichhorn
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
Weaker U.S.D.
Mid January decline
Two months of damage
Mid January decline
Two months of damage
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Weaker U.S.D.
Mid January decline
Two months of damage
Mid January decline
Two months of damage
There are no clear goals
Always butt-hurt when questioned
Stock market poison
Always butt-hurt when questioned
Stock market poison
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There are no clear goals
Always butt-hurt when questioned
Stock market poison
Always butt-hurt when questioned
Stock market poison
Dow Jones down again
Russian stock market is up
Policy working
Russian stock market is up
Policy working
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Dow Jones down again
Russian stock market is up
Policy working
Russian stock market is up
Policy working
Tried and failed approach
Does Trump have a real goal here
Mistakes repeated
Does Trump have a real goal here
Mistakes repeated
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tried and failed approach
Does Trump have a real goal here
Mistakes repeated
Does Trump have a real goal here
Mistakes repeated
Double the tariffs
On steel and aluminum
What an idiot
On steel and aluminum
What an idiot
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Double the tariffs
On steel and aluminum
What an idiot
On steel and aluminum
What an idiot
Stock market is down
What could he have done today
Something needs to change
What could he have done today
Something needs to change
March 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Stock market is down
What could he have done today
Something needs to change
What could he have done today
Something needs to change
Trump's America
Stock market crash is trending
Another Monday
Stock market crash is trending
Another Monday
March 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trump's America
Stock market crash is trending
Another Monday
Stock market crash is trending
Another Monday
Zelensky ambushed
Stops intelligence sharing
People are dying
Stops intelligence sharing
People are dying
March 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Zelensky ambushed
Stops intelligence sharing
People are dying
Stops intelligence sharing
People are dying
Why type these Haikus?
Always been conservative
Enough is enough
Always been conservative
Enough is enough
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why type these Haikus?
Always been conservative
Enough is enough
Always been conservative
Enough is enough
Even Grok was asked
"Is Trump a Russian asset?"
80 percent chance
"Is Trump a Russian asset?"
80 percent chance
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Even Grok was asked
"Is Trump a Russian asset?"
80 percent chance
"Is Trump a Russian asset?"
80 percent chance
Unelected clown
Musk says we should leave NATO
Pure Russian asset
Musk says we should leave NATO
Pure Russian asset
March 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Unelected clown
Musk says we should leave NATO
Pure Russian asset
Musk says we should leave NATO
Pure Russian asset
Powerful pre-nup?
Melania deserves this
I don't really care
Melania deserves this
I don't really care
March 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Powerful pre-nup?
Melania deserves this
I don't really care
Melania deserves this
I don't really care
I was a stranger
and you invited me in
Applies to Ukraine
and you invited me in
Applies to Ukraine
March 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was a stranger
and you invited me in
Applies to Ukraine
and you invited me in
Applies to Ukraine
Crude market tanking
Deflation isn't the goal
Could have fooled me
Deflation isn't the goal
Could have fooled me
March 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Crude market tanking
Deflation isn't the goal
Could have fooled me
Deflation isn't the goal
Could have fooled me
Market falls again
So, what did he say this time?
Repeat tomorrow
So, what did he say this time?
Repeat tomorrow
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Market falls again
So, what did he say this time?
Repeat tomorrow
So, what did he say this time?
Repeat tomorrow
Are we this stupid?
Fox News, Twenty-Four, Seven
That's actually why
Fox News, Twenty-Four, Seven
That's actually why
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Are we this stupid?
Fox News, Twenty-Four, Seven
That's actually why
Fox News, Twenty-Four, Seven
That's actually why
Constantly lying
Base doesn't care about facts
Job security
Base doesn't care about facts
Job security
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Constantly lying
Base doesn't care about facts
Job security
Base doesn't care about facts
Job security
The market goes down
When addressing reporters
Words are important
When addressing reporters
Words are important
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The market goes down
When addressing reporters
Words are important
When addressing reporters
Words are important
Who attacked Ukraine?
Refuses to say Russia
Morally bankrupt
Refuses to say Russia
Morally bankrupt
March 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Who attacked Ukraine?
Refuses to say Russia
Morally bankrupt
Refuses to say Russia
Morally bankrupt
Divides and distracts
Doesn't understand protests
Upside-down bible
Doesn't understand protests
Upside-down bible
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Divides and distracts
Doesn't understand protests
Upside-down bible
Doesn't understand protests
Upside-down bible