Thanks to criminals and the FBI, I can now get those pictures uploaded to the cloud years ago.
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thanks to criminals and the FBI, I can now get those pictures uploaded to the cloud years ago.
Exactly. Give me that $5 and I will show you how to make millions.
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Exactly. Give me that $5 and I will show you how to make millions.
Mink glove moments.
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Mink glove moments.
'I was born under a wandering star' by Lee Marvin.
It's Jesus' favourite theme. Play it for his birthday.
It's Jesus' favourite theme. Play it for his birthday.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
'I was born under a wandering star' by Lee Marvin.
It's Jesus' favourite theme. Play it for his birthday.
It's Jesus' favourite theme. Play it for his birthday.
If successive H.M. govt's have made poor decisions maybe we should encourage the Establishment to f☆☆k off to Bermuda.
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If successive H.M. govt's have made poor decisions maybe we should encourage the Establishment to f☆☆k off to Bermuda.
Ivana held Czech, Austrian and Canadian citizenship, so send them back to El Salvador.
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Ivana held Czech, Austrian and Canadian citizenship, so send them back to El Salvador.
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Rutte?
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Rutte?
Clearly, the fashion DICKtator has no shares in Vinted.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Clearly, the fashion DICKtator has no shares in Vinted.
18 year olds' parents took out student loans. I wonder what percentage of parents that didn't pay off the loan are sending their offspring away, compared to those that did? Free bus travel for<25's in Scotland has probably made as much difference as expensive university accommodation.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
18 year olds' parents took out student loans. I wonder what percentage of parents that didn't pay off the loan are sending their offspring away, compared to those that did? Free bus travel for<25's in Scotland has probably made as much difference as expensive university accommodation.
I should try that line next time the landlord is looking for the rent.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I should try that line next time the landlord is looking for the rent.
But you might be happy living on noodles in your million pound pad, not having to go to work.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
But you might be happy living on noodles in your million pound pad, not having to go to work.
The EU was formed to prevent conflict between members.
Getting involved in unwinnable foreign wars is best left to superpowers or eventually the UN.
Getting involved in unwinnable foreign wars is best left to superpowers or eventually the UN.
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The EU was formed to prevent conflict between members.
Getting involved in unwinnable foreign wars is best left to superpowers or eventually the UN.
Getting involved in unwinnable foreign wars is best left to superpowers or eventually the UN.
Unless they have access to the SNPSinn-Plaid ejector seat.
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Unless they have access to the SNPSinn-Plaid ejector seat.
No. I want the souls of Heironimus and Breugel reanimated at Christmas. I also want a three eyed santa deliver a seagulldog to my ex.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No. I want the souls of Heironimus and Breugel reanimated at Christmas. I also want a three eyed santa deliver a seagulldog to my ex.
Evolution by artificial selection??
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Evolution by artificial selection??
Either Farage or this agent lied on the expenses declaration that all MP candidates must submit to the Returning Officer within 2 weeks of the election.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Either Farage or this agent lied on the expenses declaration that all MP candidates must submit to the Returning Officer within 2 weeks of the election.
You need to give your social media accounts as part of your visa application for the USA now.
They will check them, and deny entry with to much anti American stuff. My nephew is at college there and worries his dad will send him verboten material and he will be thrown out.
They will check them, and deny entry with to much anti American stuff. My nephew is at college there and worries his dad will send him verboten material and he will be thrown out.
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
You need to give your social media accounts as part of your visa application for the USA now.
They will check them, and deny entry with to much anti American stuff. My nephew is at college there and worries his dad will send him verboten material and he will be thrown out.
They will check them, and deny entry with to much anti American stuff. My nephew is at college there and worries his dad will send him verboten material and he will be thrown out.
Have you noticed on space rockets that all the noise and fire eminates from the bell end at the base?
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Have you noticed on space rockets that all the noise and fire eminates from the bell end at the base?
What do you think of the 'Mean girl to nurse pipeline'?
Remember those mean girls at school? They went on to become lazy, manipulative drama queens in general hospitals.
I have heard direct experience of bullying in primary care as well.
Remember those mean girls at school? They went on to become lazy, manipulative drama queens in general hospitals.
I have heard direct experience of bullying in primary care as well.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What do you think of the 'Mean girl to nurse pipeline'?
Remember those mean girls at school? They went on to become lazy, manipulative drama queens in general hospitals.
I have heard direct experience of bullying in primary care as well.
Remember those mean girls at school? They went on to become lazy, manipulative drama queens in general hospitals.
I have heard direct experience of bullying in primary care as well.
I liked the Pomegranates in India, but I find your American Pomegranates dry and a bit tart.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I liked the Pomegranates in India, but I find your American Pomegranates dry and a bit tart.
The problem is they go over there, moan about how crap blighty has become. Get bored, and come home after a couple of years.
Voting Labour for 12 years, never got rid of Paul Daniels.
Voting Labour for 12 years, never got rid of Paul Daniels.
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The problem is they go over there, moan about how crap blighty has become. Get bored, and come home after a couple of years.
Voting Labour for 12 years, never got rid of Paul Daniels.
Voting Labour for 12 years, never got rid of Paul Daniels.
We've all got peckers, and we're not afraid to use them.
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We've all got peckers, and we're not afraid to use them.
Must be. The Nazi party paid for the Nuremberg rallies.
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Must be. The Nazi party paid for the Nuremberg rallies.
Hunter Biden was sloppy about getting rid of the evidence. And his sex video helped to cover up the more embarrassing payments. Along with most of the MSM playing it down. Don Jnr. believes he can get away with it
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hunter Biden was sloppy about getting rid of the evidence. And his sex video helped to cover up the more embarrassing payments. Along with most of the MSM playing it down. Don Jnr. believes he can get away with it