Drew Beatty
@drewbeatty.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Marine. Lawyer.
So the doctrine of transferred intent only applies intra-species?
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
So the doctrine of transferred intent only applies intra-species?
“iT mEaNs wE cAN hOLd tHeM dIReCtLy aCcOUnTaBLe!”
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“iT mEaNs wE cAN hOLd tHeM dIReCtLy aCcOUnTaBLe!”
But you still use and say “y’all”, right? Right???
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
But you still use and say “y’all”, right? Right???
Do you know how hard it is to properly season a carbon steel pan that can fit 2-4 people?!?
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Do you know how hard it is to properly season a carbon steel pan that can fit 2-4 people?!?
They also never put him in, so…
September 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They also never put him in, so…
Could Cato ball? Bruh, Cato was the sixth man for the MonStars.
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Could Cato ball? Bruh, Cato was the sixth man for the MonStars.
They are downsizing the VA, after all.
March 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They are downsizing the VA, after all.
Yes, I guess I misread your skeet as only a reference to Nazism itself, and not as to behavior that one would associate to it.
January 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yes, I guess I misread your skeet as only a reference to Nazism itself, and not as to behavior that one would associate to it.
“Exuberance” is the word you went with?
January 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Exuberance” is the word you went with?
Wanna know why we don’t have bullet trains that can get you coast to coast in under 3 hours?
August 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Wanna know why we don’t have bullet trains that can get you coast to coast in under 3 hours?
WHETHER OR NOT I KNOWINGLY CHOSE TO ASSUME THE RISK OF GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OF ME BY A GOOSE SHOULD NOT BE THE GOVERNMENT’S CONCERN!
July 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
WHETHER OR NOT I KNOWINGLY CHOSE TO ASSUME THE RISK OF GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OF ME BY A GOOSE SHOULD NOT BE THE GOVERNMENT’S CONCERN!
Do they have one for turtles?
July 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Do they have one for turtles?
How many liters is an Ayahtollah Khomeini?
June 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
How many liters is an Ayahtollah Khomeini?
“Snitches get [show cause orders]” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
June 11, 2024 at 9:14 PM
“Snitches get [show cause orders]” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
I don’t get it. What does “7VMN025” mean?
April 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I don’t get it. What does “7VMN025” mean?
Same here. We went all in and named her “Elsie.” She also thinks she’s a movie star.
November 18, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Same here. We went all in and named her “Elsie.” She also thinks she’s a movie star.
The planet? Me, too!
November 3, 2023 at 12:47 AM
The planet? Me, too!
Especially if you pay for any part of the premium.
October 19, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Especially if you pay for any part of the premium.
I shall break this streak. Beatty 2028.
October 17, 2023 at 6:17 PM
I shall break this streak. Beatty 2028.