Drew Fustin
@drewfustin.com
ML/AI at VSCO, UChicago Physics PhD ;\
Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\
Husband/Dad (he/him)
Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\
Husband/Dad (he/him)
numbers , not good for many things
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
numbers , not good for many things
I laugh hysterically every time. It's incredible. Thank you for sharing this masterpiece.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I laugh hysterically every time. It's incredible. Thank you for sharing this masterpiece.
I'm gonna say, "No sir, no more fiddle tonight! Got it?" to my kids for the rest of their lives when trying to get them to go sleep.
It's like, whenever I point something out to them, I say, "Look at all those chickens."
Or, "Bozo, eat dust. This bag two-thirds air." www.youtube.com/shorts/Ldl4N...
It's like, whenever I point something out to them, I say, "Look at all those chickens."
Or, "Bozo, eat dust. This bag two-thirds air." www.youtube.com/shorts/Ldl4N...
this happens every. time. #americanhighshorts. Shoutout Hyacinth Lover for this sketch idea!
YouTube video by American High
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November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm gonna say, "No sir, no more fiddle tonight! Got it?" to my kids for the rest of their lives when trying to get them to go sleep.
It's like, whenever I point something out to them, I say, "Look at all those chickens."
Or, "Bozo, eat dust. This bag two-thirds air." www.youtube.com/shorts/Ldl4N...
It's like, whenever I point something out to them, I say, "Look at all those chickens."
Or, "Bozo, eat dust. This bag two-thirds air." www.youtube.com/shorts/Ldl4N...
I love when she hits the cat with the cymbals and then she starts shaking them at the door and yelling at the door.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I love when she hits the cat with the cymbals and then she starts shaking them at the door and yelling at the door.
Word on the street is he wanted to stay at Drake last year and BMC didn’t want him — ran him off. Same for Garland. I hate that given what BMC left behind.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Word on the street is he wanted to stay at Drake last year and BMC didn’t want him — ran him off. Same for Garland. I hate that given what BMC left behind.
This is the dumbest guy who’s ever lived.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This is the dumbest guy who’s ever lived.
Just prepare yourself for the upcoming, “Ah! Well. Nevertheless,”
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just prepare yourself for the upcoming, “Ah! Well. Nevertheless,”
No no, it couldn’t be. I think it’s real.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
No no, it couldn’t be. I think it’s real.
Ok, I think I’ve missed something important culturally because what the fuck is this
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ok, I think I’ve missed something important culturally because what the fuck is this
Remember when Crazy Twitter Lady said Bannon was going to be executed for treason and Trump etc were going to be removed from office and Orrin Fucking Hatch was set to become President. I take no pleasure in reminding you of her.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Remember when Crazy Twitter Lady said Bannon was going to be executed for treason and Trump etc were going to be removed from office and Orrin Fucking Hatch was set to become President. I take no pleasure in reminding you of her.
Reposted by Drew Fustin
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I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash.
I wish I were joking.
In early October, I referenced the “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” lyric of “Folsom Prison Blues” in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry.
I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool.
I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, “I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die”. They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on “Folsom Prison Blues.”
BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WSJ article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets:
I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times I inquired. Later I was told it was for the “Folsom Prison Blues” reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it.
BlueSky’s behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky — though I cannot see it, because I am suspended.
To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain’t never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time."
As for BlueSky…
[photo: possibly the most famous photo of Johnny Cash ever taken]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:igrrppysqek6ootkqdscphy5/bafkreic2dymf4w5qkye3ge3iyqy75n7c5sikim3jhk6q2t6ga6lmx2pvku@jpeg)
Oh no, Bluesky. Why are you lying about this? What is your actual goal with this? I don't understand.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh no, Bluesky. Why are you lying about this? What is your actual goal with this? I don't understand.
"Easy," say the GOP, "like this!"
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Easy," say the GOP, "like this!"