Drew Gilbert
@drewgilbert.bsky.social
Emotional support daddy.
I post bad advice in a good voice.
DJ. Delusional. Occasionally shirtless.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll need therapy.
I post bad advice in a good voice.
DJ. Delusional. Occasionally shirtless.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll need therapy.
TEXTUAL HEALING
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
TEXTUAL HEALING
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.
Textual Healing: Religious edition.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Textual Healing: Religious edition.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.
Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?
Heavy Homo
Iron Maiden — The Number of the Beast (1982). Still iconic, still louder than your panic attacks.
Final Fucked Up Thought
“Happiness isn’t real, it’s just anxiety on mute.”
Iron Maiden — The Number of the Beast (1982). Still iconic, still louder than your panic attacks.
Final Fucked Up Thought
“Happiness isn’t real, it’s just anxiety on mute.”
September 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Heavy Homo
Iron Maiden — The Number of the Beast (1982). Still iconic, still louder than your panic attacks.
Final Fucked Up Thought
“Happiness isn’t real, it’s just anxiety on mute.”
Iron Maiden — The Number of the Beast (1982). Still iconic, still louder than your panic attacks.
Final Fucked Up Thought
“Happiness isn’t real, it’s just anxiety on mute.”
Textual Healing
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
September 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Textual Healing
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer.
Queer Fear
Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.
Today’s Fucked Up Thought: If you can’t outrun your demons, at least teach them cardio.
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #DarkHumor #GayContent #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #FeralEnergy #SnideWisdom #WTF #RelatableAF
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #DarkHumor #GayContent #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #FeralEnergy #SnideWisdom #WTF #RelatableAF
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today’s Fucked Up Thought: If you can’t outrun your demons, at least teach them cardio.
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #DarkHumor #GayContent #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #FeralEnergy #SnideWisdom #WTF #RelatableAF
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #DarkHumor #GayContent #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #FeralEnergy #SnideWisdom #WTF #RelatableAF
Textual Healing
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Textual Healing
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible.
Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled.
Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶
Textual Healing
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Textual Healing
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
—
“Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.”
Today’s Fucked Up Thought:
“If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.”
#hashtags:
#TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor
Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷♂️😂🍑
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷♂️😂🍑
🎸 Heavy Homo
Hopeless Grey — A Killer’s Confession. Dark, grinding, and way too on brand for your midweek spiral.
💀 Final Fucked Up Thought
Some people say “everything happens for a reason.” Yeah, the reason is usually you didn’t pay attention to the warning signs.
Hopeless Grey — A Killer’s Confession. Dark, grinding, and way too on brand for your midweek spiral.
💀 Final Fucked Up Thought
Some people say “everything happens for a reason.” Yeah, the reason is usually you didn’t pay attention to the warning signs.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
🎸 Heavy Homo
Hopeless Grey — A Killer’s Confession. Dark, grinding, and way too on brand for your midweek spiral.
💀 Final Fucked Up Thought
Some people say “everything happens for a reason.” Yeah, the reason is usually you didn’t pay attention to the warning signs.
Hopeless Grey — A Killer’s Confession. Dark, grinding, and way too on brand for your midweek spiral.
💀 Final Fucked Up Thought
Some people say “everything happens for a reason.” Yeah, the reason is usually you didn’t pay attention to the warning signs.
Textual Healing
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Textual Healing
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall.
👻 Queer Fear
Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.
Final Fucked Up Thought 💀
You don’t actually heal from trauma. You just get better at pretending your scars are tattoos.
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#TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #DarkHumor #FeralEnergy #YourDadNeverSaidIt
You don’t actually heal from trauma. You just get better at pretending your scars are tattoos.
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#TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #DarkHumor #FeralEnergy #YourDadNeverSaidIt
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Final Fucked Up Thought 💀
You don’t actually heal from trauma. You just get better at pretending your scars are tattoos.
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#TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #DarkHumor #FeralEnergy #YourDadNeverSaidIt
You don’t actually heal from trauma. You just get better at pretending your scars are tattoos.
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#TextualHealing #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayMrBeast #EmotionalSupportDaddy #QueerFear #HeavyHomo #DarkHumor #FeralEnergy #YourDadNeverSaidIt
Queer Fear 🩸
Amityville: Where the Echo Goes — because apparently ghosts can’t take a hint either.
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Heavy Homo 🎸
Castle Rat – Sun Song
A doom-drenched fantasy metal track that feels like getting seduced by a vampire LARP troupe in a moldy castle basement.
Amityville: Where the Echo Goes — because apparently ghosts can’t take a hint either.
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Heavy Homo 🎸
Castle Rat – Sun Song
A doom-drenched fantasy metal track that feels like getting seduced by a vampire LARP troupe in a moldy castle basement.
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Queer Fear 🩸
Amityville: Where the Echo Goes — because apparently ghosts can’t take a hint either.
⸻
Heavy Homo 🎸
Castle Rat – Sun Song
A doom-drenched fantasy metal track that feels like getting seduced by a vampire LARP troupe in a moldy castle basement.
Amityville: Where the Echo Goes — because apparently ghosts can’t take a hint either.
⸻
Heavy Homo 🎸
Castle Rat – Sun Song
A doom-drenched fantasy metal track that feels like getting seduced by a vampire LARP troupe in a moldy castle basement.
Textual Healing
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Textual Healing
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
“Your dad never said it, so I did.”
“The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”
Major hard pass on the medicine ball….
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Major hard pass on the medicine ball….
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.
K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶
God said, “let there be light.”
I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥
Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.
Heavy Homo — Between the Buried and Me — God Terror. Absolute annihilation. Perfect soundtrack for watching civilization quietly lose its mind.
Final Fucked Up Thought
We all hope the monster shows mercy. Monsters are better at honesty than people.
Final Fucked Up Thought
We all hope the monster shows mercy. Monsters are better at honesty than people.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Heavy Homo — Between the Buried and Me — God Terror. Absolute annihilation. Perfect soundtrack for watching civilization quietly lose its mind.
Final Fucked Up Thought
We all hope the monster shows mercy. Monsters are better at honesty than people.
Final Fucked Up Thought
We all hope the monster shows mercy. Monsters are better at honesty than people.
Textual Healing
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Textual Healing
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Y’all really thought survival was on the menu?
Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)
Heavy Homo
Spinal Tap – Devil’s Just Not Getting Old. This one goes to eleven, but your taste still stops at five.
Final Fucked Up Thought
If the devil hasn’t aged out, what makes you think your trauma ever will?
#GayHorror #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy
Spinal Tap – Devil’s Just Not Getting Old. This one goes to eleven, but your taste still stops at five.
Final Fucked Up Thought
If the devil hasn’t aged out, what makes you think your trauma ever will?
#GayHorror #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Heavy Homo
Spinal Tap – Devil’s Just Not Getting Old. This one goes to eleven, but your taste still stops at five.
Final Fucked Up Thought
If the devil hasn’t aged out, what makes you think your trauma ever will?
#GayHorror #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy
Spinal Tap – Devil’s Just Not Getting Old. This one goes to eleven, but your taste still stops at five.
Final Fucked Up Thought
If the devil hasn’t aged out, what makes you think your trauma ever will?
#GayHorror #QueerFear #StuffIWishDadSaid #EmotionalSupportDaddy
Textual Healing
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Textual Healing
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening.
Queer Fear
@fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.
Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
September 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty.
#FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou
🧠 Final Fucked-Up Thought
Most of us don’t want closure. We just want them to admit they ruined us, so the ghost in our head feels justified.
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #TheFetus2025 #HeavyHomo #AtTheGates #SlaughterOfTheSoul #GayHorror #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy
Most of us don’t want closure. We just want them to admit they ruined us, so the ghost in our head feels justified.
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #TheFetus2025 #HeavyHomo #AtTheGates #SlaughterOfTheSoul #GayHorror #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🧠 Final Fucked-Up Thought
Most of us don’t want closure. We just want them to admit they ruined us, so the ghost in our head feels justified.
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #TheFetus2025 #HeavyHomo #AtTheGates #SlaughterOfTheSoul #GayHorror #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy
Most of us don’t want closure. We just want them to admit they ruined us, so the ghost in our head feels justified.
#TextualHealing #QueerFear #TheFetus2025 #HeavyHomo #AtTheGates #SlaughterOfTheSoul #GayHorror #StuffIWishDadSaid #YourDadNeverSaidIt #EmotionalSupportDaddy
🤘 Heavy Homo: At The Gates – Slaughter of the Soul
A Swedish death metal masterpiece that still rips flesh nearly 30 years later. Rest in brutality, Tompa. 🖤
A Swedish death metal masterpiece that still rips flesh nearly 30 years later. Rest in brutality, Tompa. 🖤
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🤘 Heavy Homo: At The Gates – Slaughter of the Soul
A Swedish death metal masterpiece that still rips flesh nearly 30 years later. Rest in brutality, Tompa. 🖤
A Swedish death metal masterpiece that still rips flesh nearly 30 years later. Rest in brutality, Tompa. 🖤
👻 Queer Fear: The Fetus (2025)
This is less horror and more a 90-minute Planned Parenthood PSA gone wrong. The only thing terrifying here is the script. @fangoria.bsky.social — stop pretending this deserves column inches.
This is less horror and more a 90-minute Planned Parenthood PSA gone wrong. The only thing terrifying here is the script. @fangoria.bsky.social — stop pretending this deserves column inches.
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
👻 Queer Fear: The Fetus (2025)
This is less horror and more a 90-minute Planned Parenthood PSA gone wrong. The only thing terrifying here is the script. @fangoria.bsky.social — stop pretending this deserves column inches.
This is less horror and more a 90-minute Planned Parenthood PSA gone wrong. The only thing terrifying here is the script. @fangoria.bsky.social — stop pretending this deserves column inches.