And, like you, it is shocking how often it crosses my mind. Just brilliant. Thanks for sharing it.

Same.

…and suddenly you’re in an uber heading in the wrong direction and the lady driving your uber takes a drag from her cigaratte and asks where’re you’re going and you tell her and she laughs and laughs and then you wake up.

fin.

Have I ever asked you if you’ve heard the original Dennis Linde demo of Queen of My Double Wide Trailer?

No your first instinct was correct, but man are they playing bad football.

Oh yeah I forgot

Would that be you?

I bet Soros hired the Ocean’s Eleven guys again, damnit.

Ooooooo