drew
@drewplu.bsky.social
engineer. artist. beast. jester. beast x2.
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drew
@drewplu.bsky.social
· Feb 4
my pockets fat like luka doncic
I live in the phantom intersection between smart and stupid
March 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I live in the phantom intersection between smart and stupid
smokin bowls like I’m red panda
March 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
smokin bowls like I’m red panda
new doordash hack to get insane top
March 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
new doordash hack to get insane top
clemson has the exact same shooting splits as I do playing pickup
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
clemson has the exact same shooting splits as I do playing pickup
wait a minute that’s not right
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
wait a minute that’s not right
I done came to the club bout 50-11 times
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I done came to the club bout 50-11 times
saw someone on tiktok say they imagine kendrick records all his verses in the dark 😭
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
saw someone on tiktok say they imagine kendrick records all his verses in the dark 😭
some shit I saw this week
March 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
some shit I saw this week
currently listening so I can win a super bowl
March 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
currently listening so I can win a super bowl
beautiful boy is killing me god damn
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
beautiful boy is killing me god damn
tarantino looks exactly like a muppet
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
tarantino looks exactly like a muppet
I can’t believe it. I just won the oscar for best minecraft parody and I didn’t even write a thank you speech. fml
March 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can’t believe it. I just won the oscar for best minecraft parody and I didn’t even write a thank you speech. fml
chicken fajitas at the mexican restaurant next to the tire place. could be the move
February 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
chicken fajitas at the mexican restaurant next to the tire place. could be the move
flat tire not a metaphor just an inconvenience
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
flat tire not a metaphor just an inconvenience
im being gangstalked by a documentary crew with Sony lenses and soul patches too
February 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
im being gangstalked by a documentary crew with Sony lenses and soul patches too
no amount of schooling or training can prepare you for the arduous and stressful job of doing a basic task while sharing your screen
February 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
no amount of schooling or training can prepare you for the arduous and stressful job of doing a basic task while sharing your screen
audio processing can get so obtuse so fast
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
audio processing can get so obtuse so fast
and if you try evict me imma punch you in the bladder
February 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
and if you try evict me imma punch you in the bladder
you can go anywhere you want if you drive a shitty car like me. people stop asking questions
February 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
you can go anywhere you want if you drive a shitty car like me. people stop asking questions
I live my life thinking that things will always work out for me and I truly believe that
February 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I live my life thinking that things will always work out for me and I truly believe that
orange mocha frappuccino!!
February 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
orange mocha frappuccino!!
someone told me I should put my minecraft parodies on spotify to make money bruh I would not make any money from that shit 😭
February 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
someone told me I should put my minecraft parodies on spotify to make money bruh I would not make any money from that shit 😭
saw somebody say on severance tiktok that mark s feels like a friend they worry about 😭
February 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
saw somebody say on severance tiktok that mark s feels like a friend they worry about 😭
I really believe in myself. I’m really delusional enough to think I can make it
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I really believe in myself. I’m really delusional enough to think I can make it
yeah this is exactly what I want out of life
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
yeah this is exactly what I want out of life