"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
Nor from russian justifications for their invasions. Seems like sovereignty is reserved for those with nuclear weapons.
January 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Nor from russian justifications for their invasions. Seems like sovereignty is reserved for those with nuclear weapons.
It's the same "who's going to stop us" foreign policy used by russia and China. Learning the wrong lesson from history - that stepping up to answer that question has resulted in open war - means that other countries/orgs who don't have the stomach for conflict just let the int'l order get trampled.
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It's the same "who's going to stop us" foreign policy used by russia and China. Learning the wrong lesson from history - that stepping up to answer that question has resulted in open war - means that other countries/orgs who don't have the stomach for conflict just let the int'l order get trampled.
But also, it has nothing to apologize for! The software is doing what it was designed to do, it's like asking the gun to apologize for shooting someone
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
But also, it has nothing to apologize for! The software is doing what it was designed to do, it's like asking the gun to apologize for shooting someone
That's if they didn't get laughed out of class for saying the purpose of the news is "a daily conversation"
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That's if they didn't get laughed out of class for saying the purpose of the news is "a daily conversation"
And it didn't "say" anything - the word-generating algorithm generated words!
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
And it didn't "say" anything - the word-generating algorithm generated words!
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
Tanev is definitely a wild card - makes a huge difference out there, but agreed that another half season out of him seems like too much to expect. I'm just saying that even the current roster can fill the obvious holes in the lineup
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Tanev is definitely a wild card - makes a huge difference out there, but agreed that another half season out of him seems like too much to expect. I'm just saying that even the current roster can fill the obvious holes in the lineup
Carlo + Tanev + Nylander in, Myers + Benoit + Lorentz out, and it's night vs day
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Carlo + Tanev + Nylander in, Myers + Benoit + Lorentz out, and it's night vs day
As a devout trend-follower, I love eating nothing but a potato while on my staycation in my multi-friend sharehome after a day of thrifting and couponmaxxing
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As a devout trend-follower, I love eating nothing but a potato while on my staycation in my multi-friend sharehome after a day of thrifting and couponmaxxing
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team
Hell of a list, middle-aged dads know what's up.
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hell of a list, middle-aged dads know what's up.
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
I'd only add "The Fox", Sleater-Kinney
The other thing is that even if every page is released unredacted, it's only going to provide further evidence for crimes that we already know all about, and for which there's no sign of anything being done about it, nor of anything forthcoming
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The other thing is that even if every page is released unredacted, it's only going to provide further evidence for crimes that we already know all about, and for which there's no sign of anything being done about it, nor of anything forthcoming
This feels like just a preamble to bringing in dumb "ID check" regulations
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This feels like just a preamble to bringing in dumb "ID check" regulations
I agree that they know they're being horrible people, but I think they're behaving this way to celebrate that they've never been held to account for their behaviour, and there's no real sign that it's going to happen any time soon
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I agree that they know they're being horrible people, but I think they're behaving this way to celebrate that they've never been held to account for their behaviour, and there's no real sign that it's going to happen any time soon
Mr. Bug
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Mr. Bug
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Dork chocolate
Pat-More
Ears
Wife Gums
Let's go bed time 👏 👏 👏👏👏
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let's go bed time 👏 👏 👏👏👏
I remember Obama getting a hard time for correctly pronouncing Iran "ee-rahn" instead of good ol' American "eye-rann"
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I remember Obama getting a hard time for correctly pronouncing Iran "ee-rahn" instead of good ol' American "eye-rann"
Number of balls for a walk goes down by one each inning
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Number of balls for a walk goes down by one each inning
He got faked out by Varsho well on his way to first.
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He got faked out by Varsho well on his way to first.
It'll be an interesting study in "what normal people do I see every day that scare me?"
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It'll be an interesting study in "what normal people do I see every day that scare me?"
At least, having a pet requires caring about and enjoying a creature that has nothing to give you but affection, which is incompatible with Rich Ghouls generally. It's why we can't picture Trump crouching down to say "hey, buddy" and scritching a dog or cat on the street
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At least, having a pet requires caring about and enjoying a creature that has nothing to give you but affection, which is incompatible with Rich Ghouls generally. It's why we can't picture Trump crouching down to say "hey, buddy" and scritching a dog or cat on the street