Trying to wrap my head around how awful that last episode of #StrangerThings was
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying to wrap my head around how awful that last episode of #StrangerThings was
Ever have to go to work, but you cant stop pooping?
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ever have to go to work, but you cant stop pooping?
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
If you ever fall out of a plane without a parachute or an inflatable rowboat or whatever, you should probably aim for a bouncey castle.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you ever fall out of a plane without a parachute or an inflatable rowboat or whatever, you should probably aim for a bouncey castle.
As a middle aged straight white male, I've somehow become addicted to watching Marc Sebastian travel videos
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
As a middle aged straight white male, I've somehow become addicted to watching Marc Sebastian travel videos
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
Burger King came out with an advent calendar, it sold out in minutes. Now it's $200 on ebay.
#cheeseburgerJesus
#cheeseburgerJesus
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Burger King came out with an advent calendar, it sold out in minutes. Now it's $200 on ebay.
#cheeseburgerJesus
#cheeseburgerJesus
There is entirely too little tom foolery on this site
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There is entirely too little tom foolery on this site
All them smoke shops gonna go out of business. There's gonna be another gaping hole in every strip mall
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
All them smoke shops gonna go out of business. There's gonna be another gaping hole in every strip mall
In a lot of states that dont have legal cannabis or medical marijuana, hemp derivatives and smoke shops are their only legal option. Its gonna be sad to see it go.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In a lot of states that dont have legal cannabis or medical marijuana, hemp derivatives and smoke shops are their only legal option. Its gonna be sad to see it go.
Sour skittles are about 10% too sour
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Sour skittles are about 10% too sour
The gobbler is back at Wawa's
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The gobbler is back at Wawa's
Sometimes I be fartin'
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Sometimes I be fartin'
Skateboo on some Joe Theisman Kevin Ware shit
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Skateboo on some Joe Theisman Kevin Ware shit
The Dolphins cant even tank right
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Dolphins cant even tank right
I knew them NBA prop bets were fishy
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I knew them NBA prop bets were fishy
Irish people got mullets too
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Irish people got mullets too
Do y'all put on your good underwear when company is coming over even though there's no reasonable situation where anyone is gonna see your underwear? Or is that just me?
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Do y'all put on your good underwear when company is coming over even though there's no reasonable situation where anyone is gonna see your underwear? Or is that just me?
Y'all feel guilty when a place you liked goes out of business? Like I should've ate there more often
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Y'all feel guilty when a place you liked goes out of business? Like I should've ate there more often
Healthcare tax credits are nice, but the democrats should be holding out to stop Trump from sending the military into America cities without the governor's/mayor's consent
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Healthcare tax credits are nice, but the democrats should be holding out to stop Trump from sending the military into America cities without the governor's/mayor's consent
"OH you were feeling not so out of shape today? Come take your clothes off in front of this mirror, you fat piece of shit"- My inner dialogue on a Sunday morning for no reason
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"OH you were feeling not so out of shape today? Come take your clothes off in front of this mirror, you fat piece of shit"- My inner dialogue on a Sunday morning for no reason
Is it a boomer complaint to want to go grocery shopping without being solicited for donations before I get in the store?
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is it a boomer complaint to want to go grocery shopping without being solicited for donations before I get in the store?
AGT would be so much better if the judges weren't giving face the whole time
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
AGT would be so much better if the judges weren't giving face the whole time