Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
Our next patient is waiting!
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
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Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Welcome, my dear patients.
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime
And remember, no need for insurance
The power of marketability
No one is safe
No one is safe
How did they do that Dr?
They turned me into a star, patients
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The power of marketability
No one is safe
No one is safe
They turned me into a star, patients
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They turned me into a star, patients
"Did you know over in Japan, today is considered Good Big Brother day?"
"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"
"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Did you know over in Japan, today is considered Good Big Brother day?"
"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"
"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"
Greetings, patients
It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday
Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.
After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much
It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday
Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.
After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Greetings, patients
It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday
Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.
After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much
It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday
Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.
After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much
Whenever there are no patients to treat
I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance
I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Whenever there are no patients to treat
I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance
I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance
"Y'know I don't have a clue why people are so scared of doing deadly things. It's perfect for me"
"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"
"It's literally a win-win for me"
"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"
"It's literally a win-win for me"
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Y'know I don't have a clue why people are so scared of doing deadly things. It's perfect for me"
"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"
"It's literally a win-win for me"
"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"
"It's literally a win-win for me"
-I believe everyone has the possibility for good! As long as they truly regret what they did and accept whatever consequences come with their actions and strive to make things right rather than try to save face-
-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-
-There's no saving you-
-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-
-There's no saving you-
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
-I believe everyone has the possibility for good! As long as they truly regret what they did and accept whatever consequences come with their actions and strive to make things right rather than try to save face-
-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-
-There's no saving you-
-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-
-There's no saving you-
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-
-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-
-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-
-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-
-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-
-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-
-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-
-Well you sure fooled me-
"Looks can be deceiving or whatever that one guy said."
-For real? You don't seem like the type with high standards-
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
-Well you sure fooled me-
-For real? You don't seem like the type with high standards-
"Not always."
-Well, I suppose you're just really easy to please-
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
-For real? You don't seem like the type with high standards-
-Well, I suppose you're just really easy to please-
"Nope! Besides getting rich, I don't really have any other dreams."
-Well, you're definitely right about that-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
-Well, I suppose you're just really easy to please-
-Well, you're definitely right about that-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
"Yeah! Cats are sooooo adorable!"
-A pet cat?????-
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
-Well, you're definitely right about that-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
-Although, seems a little small for a big dream, don't you think?-
-A pet cat?????-
"To have a pet cat!"
-Hmmmmm, what's your biggest dream?-
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
-A pet cat?????-
-Hmmmmm, what's your biggest dream?-
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
-Hmmmmm, what's your biggest dream?-
//Crazy what one traumatic moment does to a person
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
//Crazy what one traumatic moment does to a person
-It's unfortunately not that easy. It's alllllll about the materials I use for mixing my medicines together-
"Now... I'm no scientist myself...
But you didn't think to... Just... Do the opposite of what you did for this?-"
But you didn't think to... Just... Do the opposite of what you did for this?-"
-It's important to have medicine for every possible situation-
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
-It's unfortunately not that easy. It's alllllll about the materials I use for mixing my medicines together-
-It's important to have medicine for every possible situation-
"So...
...lemme get this straight..."
She put her hands together, putting her thumbs to her chin and pointer fingers to her lips.
"You're trying to make a medication to make you taller...
...so in your spare time you make one that makes you smaller..."
...lemme get this straight..."
She put her hands together, putting her thumbs to her chin and pointer fingers to her lips.
"You're trying to make a medication to make you taller...
...so in your spare time you make one that makes you smaller..."
-I have finally found a solution to have room for more friends on the couch-
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
-It's important to have medicine for every possible situation-
-I have finally found a solution to have room for more friends on the couch-
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
-I have finally found a solution to have room for more friends on the couch-
//Dumb idea for April fools in a few months where Faust is replaced with Faust from Damon and Baby
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
//Dumb idea for April fools in a few months where Faust is replaced with Faust from Damon and Baby
Good morning, dear patients
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning, dear patients
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down
You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
-Weeeeell, I do make quite the unique sets of medicine. Maybe I can!-
"Medicine is usually yucky. I hope you can change that."
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
-Weeeeell, I do make quite the unique sets of medicine. Maybe I can!-
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
"I told you! Like, never doubt Catty!"
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
-For real!-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-Wonder if I can make some medicine that can taste as good as this-
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
"It's totally a pleasure!"
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
-And you were totally right about these cupcakes! I've never had anything like em!-
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
"I'm Catty!"
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
-Well it's a pleasure to meet ya, Catty!-
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-
"What's your name, girl?"
-You and me both!-
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
-Oh right! I completely forgot!-
-I'm Fanny!-
-I'm Fanny!-