I was half expecting Melania to steal the spotlight with the "Basic Instinct" legs-crossing move.

My favorite daily puzzle is Phrazle. solitaired.com/phrazle

I'm glad that the regime's party doesn't have a monopoly on big pickup trucks!

Keep up the good work, OA.

Or let's give it to Israel. Relocate all Israelis to Texas. Boom: Middle East problem solved.

I think you are confused and your comment is confusing. In context, the "these people" you refer to are the bad relatives of the people featured in the article. It's safe to assume these bad relatives voted for Trump. Why NOT be hard on them for alienating their federal-employee relatives?

"It requires saving $4 billion dollars a day, every day, from now through September." Dude must be on something. Oh, right: ketamine!

Well...at least Reagan was a REAL celebrity before HE became a real asshole.

Ahhhh. A "warfighter."

Smart money says he doesn't last the rest of his term. Hoping that's true for DJT, too.

Wow. He's SO brave!

"Grafs" means "paragraphs."

Dumb as dirt.

The goalposts have moved so far that I can't even see them anymore.

This land is your land. This land is my land. From California to the Greenland island.

It also woulda helped if the Dems had an actual primary instead of fumbled handoff to the heir apparent.

Not what I said, but you're still free to be an aforementioned asshat.