History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as old men yelling at clouds. (That'll be us.)
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as old men yelling at clouds. (That'll be us.)
Fifty duck-sized countries.
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Fifty duck-sized countries.
Much better for the nation if it had.
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Much better for the nation if it had.
A senescent politician's mouth?
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
A senescent politician's mouth?
If only the president had someone who looks at him the way Honey Bunny looks at Pumpkin. Alas.
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If only the president had someone who looks at him the way Honey Bunny looks at Pumpkin. Alas.
Well, that's one word for it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Well, that's one word for it.
Listerine-flavored root beer
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Listerine-flavored root beer
"Also, I became a writer."
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"Also, I became a writer."
"Hey, stay in your [orbit]!"
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
"Hey, stay in your [orbit]!"
Extensive data wardrobe
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Extensive data wardrobe
"I have to admit, I did not have 'treasonous giraffes' on my 2026 bingo card"
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
"I have to admit, I did not have 'treasonous giraffes' on my 2026 bingo card"
Send in the National Guard when the states resist
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Send in the National Guard when the states resist
"Go, and do thou likewise"
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"Go, and do thou likewise"
It's like petroleum refining! All the non-fascists can be assumed to have been boiled off already.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It's like petroleum refining! All the non-fascists can be assumed to have been boiled off already.
Be careful what you wish for
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Be careful what you wish for
No, you keep everyone else's on it.
"Sorry, you're dead. Here's the proof."
"Sorry, you're dead. Here's the proof."
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
No, you keep everyone else's on it.
"Sorry, you're dead. Here's the proof."
"Sorry, you're dead. Here's the proof."
Could you use the original D&D white box?
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Could you use the original D&D white box?
No surprises detected.
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
No surprises detected.