Martin "Unemployed Andy" Jensen
@drillowog.bsky.social
Number 1 Kenma Enjoyer
Bow main in the streets, Swaxe main in the sheets
He/They
Bow main in the streets, Swaxe main in the sheets
He/They
The Highguard discourse after the release of the 5v5 mode has been extremely funny to see.
On the one hand you have "5v5 makes the game way better, a good choice from the devs."
And on the other hand you have "Wow, I apologize, 3v3 was the right choice, 5v5 sucks ass!"
On the one hand you have "5v5 makes the game way better, a good choice from the devs."
And on the other hand you have "Wow, I apologize, 3v3 was the right choice, 5v5 sucks ass!"
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The Highguard discourse after the release of the 5v5 mode has been extremely funny to see.
On the one hand you have "5v5 makes the game way better, a good choice from the devs."
And on the other hand you have "Wow, I apologize, 3v3 was the right choice, 5v5 sucks ass!"
On the one hand you have "5v5 makes the game way better, a good choice from the devs."
And on the other hand you have "Wow, I apologize, 3v3 was the right choice, 5v5 sucks ass!"
Has anyone called Terry Pratchett a quirk chungus yet?
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Has anyone called Terry Pratchett a quirk chungus yet?
Austin Wintory wins a Grammy for his soundtrack to Sword of the Sea, and all that people can talk about is how E33 was robbed?
Nah, your indie darling deserves to be bullied with a fanbase like that, fuck your baguette-like turnslop.
Nah, your indie darling deserves to be bullied with a fanbase like that, fuck your baguette-like turnslop.
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Austin Wintory wins a Grammy for his soundtrack to Sword of the Sea, and all that people can talk about is how E33 was robbed?
Nah, your indie darling deserves to be bullied with a fanbase like that, fuck your baguette-like turnslop.
Nah, your indie darling deserves to be bullied with a fanbase like that, fuck your baguette-like turnslop.
Just saw recent Deadlock gameplay, what absolute fucking troglodyte designed this color vomit HUD?!
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Just saw recent Deadlock gameplay, what absolute fucking troglodyte designed this color vomit HUD?!
Two numbers that have become memes, 67 and 69, with 68 being between them both, giving us one column with 666 and one column 789
7th of August 2009
The exact date Kesha released her hit song "Tik Tok"
Tiktok
666
TIKTOK IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!
7th of August 2009
The exact date Kesha released her hit song "Tik Tok"
Tiktok
666
TIKTOK IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Two numbers that have become memes, 67 and 69, with 68 being between them both, giving us one column with 666 and one column 789
7th of August 2009
The exact date Kesha released her hit song "Tik Tok"
Tiktok
666
TIKTOK IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!
7th of August 2009
The exact date Kesha released her hit song "Tik Tok"
Tiktok
666
TIKTOK IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!
Demon Slayer Infinity Castle was really fun.
Exactly the shot of adrenaline filled popcorn action I was expecting, so I was very satisfied.
Exactly the shot of adrenaline filled popcorn action I was expecting, so I was very satisfied.
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Demon Slayer Infinity Castle was really fun.
Exactly the shot of adrenaline filled popcorn action I was expecting, so I was very satisfied.
Exactly the shot of adrenaline filled popcorn action I was expecting, so I was very satisfied.
YES!
Keep making open world games to appeal to sickos like me!
I will not rest until every franchise is open world!
Keep making open world games to appeal to sickos like me!
I will not rest until every franchise is open world!
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
YES!
Keep making open world games to appeal to sickos like me!
I will not rest until every franchise is open world!
Keep making open world games to appeal to sickos like me!
I will not rest until every franchise is open world!
As usual, I am vindicated in my belief that competitive multiplayer is the festering wound of video games.
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
As usual, I am vindicated in my belief that competitive multiplayer is the festering wound of video games.
How much yall wanna bet that a good handful of those Anime style signs in that new Forza Horizon game are AI generated?
I saw a Ghibli style one, and surely it has to be, right?
I saw a Ghibli style one, and surely it has to be, right?
January 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
How much yall wanna bet that a good handful of those Anime style signs in that new Forza Horizon game are AI generated?
I saw a Ghibli style one, and surely it has to be, right?
I saw a Ghibli style one, and surely it has to be, right?
I'm so fucking sick of seeing JJK and Chainsaw Man everywhere.
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm so fucking sick of seeing JJK and Chainsaw Man everywhere.
The chudlets who have brainwarped themselves into believing that BG3 is some kind of conservative anti-woke masterpiece are gonna have an aneurysm
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The chudlets who have brainwarped themselves into believing that BG3 is some kind of conservative anti-woke masterpiece are gonna have an aneurysm
SIDEWAYS UPLOADED, WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BOYOS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
SIDEWAYS UPLOADED, WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BOYOS!
Some times I dream about getting a good gaming PC....
And then I think about the people who I see online talk about PC gaming, and I get so physically repulsed that I have to go and lie down for a bit.
And then I think about the people who I see online talk about PC gaming, and I get so physically repulsed that I have to go and lie down for a bit.
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Some times I dream about getting a good gaming PC....
And then I think about the people who I see online talk about PC gaming, and I get so physically repulsed that I have to go and lie down for a bit.
And then I think about the people who I see online talk about PC gaming, and I get so physically repulsed that I have to go and lie down for a bit.
not to dunk on paris, but i could've avoided starting the trojan war easily
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
not to dunk on paris, but i could've avoided starting the trojan war easily
aura farming simulator 2026 send skeet
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
aura farming simulator 2026 send skeet
Remember, you're definitely still 25 years old.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Remember, you're definitely still 25 years old.
Avatar 3 is such a strange movie to mull over after the fact.
I came out of the theater satisfied, having really enjoyed it, but half it is just Way of Water but AGAIN and BIGGER.
The new parts were great tho, the windtraders, everything with the Mangkwan, the escape from Bridgehead, all very fun.
I came out of the theater satisfied, having really enjoyed it, but half it is just Way of Water but AGAIN and BIGGER.
The new parts were great tho, the windtraders, everything with the Mangkwan, the escape from Bridgehead, all very fun.
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Avatar 3 is such a strange movie to mull over after the fact.
I came out of the theater satisfied, having really enjoyed it, but half it is just Way of Water but AGAIN and BIGGER.
The new parts were great tho, the windtraders, everything with the Mangkwan, the escape from Bridgehead, all very fun.
I came out of the theater satisfied, having really enjoyed it, but half it is just Way of Water but AGAIN and BIGGER.
The new parts were great tho, the windtraders, everything with the Mangkwan, the escape from Bridgehead, all very fun.
Well, you know what they say.
New year, new raey.
New year, new raey.
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well, you know what they say.
New year, new raey.
New year, new raey.
It is a well known fact that Final Fantasy was the very first Clair Obscur-like ever made!
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It is a well known fact that Final Fantasy was the very first Clair Obscur-like ever made!
Saw Avatar 3
That bloopy little Tsyong slithering across the deck of the ship, he's my son.
That bloopy little Tsyong slithering across the deck of the ship, he's my son.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Saw Avatar 3
That bloopy little Tsyong slithering across the deck of the ship, he's my son.
That bloopy little Tsyong slithering across the deck of the ship, he's my son.
Does a true gamer play only good video games?
Trick question, a true gamer plays exactly zero video games, existing merely to partake in online "discourse"
Trick question, a true gamer plays exactly zero video games, existing merely to partake in online "discourse"
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Does a true gamer play only good video games?
Trick question, a true gamer plays exactly zero video games, existing merely to partake in online "discourse"
Trick question, a true gamer plays exactly zero video games, existing merely to partake in online "discourse"
"No one talks about the Avatar movies."
So what?
They have their fans and you don't have to hear about them. Isn't that a win-win for all parties?
So what?
They have their fans and you don't have to hear about them. Isn't that a win-win for all parties?
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"No one talks about the Avatar movies."
So what?
They have their fans and you don't have to hear about them. Isn't that a win-win for all parties?
So what?
They have their fans and you don't have to hear about them. Isn't that a win-win for all parties?
Does it even really count as a walkable, accessible city environment if you have to learn to airdash and double jump just to get around?
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Does it even really count as a walkable, accessible city environment if you have to learn to airdash and double jump just to get around?
Why do people bitch and moan so much when a game is in first person?
And why do developers keep kowtowing to them by patching in third person modes?
You have the option to simply not play a game if it is not in a perspective that you like. Not every game needs to be for everyone.
And why do developers keep kowtowing to them by patching in third person modes?
You have the option to simply not play a game if it is not in a perspective that you like. Not every game needs to be for everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Why do people bitch and moan so much when a game is in first person?
And why do developers keep kowtowing to them by patching in third person modes?
You have the option to simply not play a game if it is not in a perspective that you like. Not every game needs to be for everyone.
And why do developers keep kowtowing to them by patching in third person modes?
You have the option to simply not play a game if it is not in a perspective that you like. Not every game needs to be for everyone.
If Team Cherry make another Hollow Knight game, they should make it 3D, open world, and add voice acting.
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If Team Cherry make another Hollow Knight game, they should make it 3D, open world, and add voice acting.