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⦿ take a comic
⦿ choose a panel
⦿ detect text bubbles
⦿ load random dril tweet
⦿ replace dialog & post

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Original Dicktracy comic from December 22, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Feb 22, 2011 12:24PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/40099732873289728 ------------- Transcript: • Slowly Lowers Jeansed Ass Into A Wooden Bowl Full Of Exotic Mediterranean Oils And Redrose Petals; Ah This Is Just Too Good For Lowercase The image is a humorous cartoon featuring two men, one in a yellow jacket and the other in a green hat, both holding hands. They are interacting with a car, and a speech bubble above them contains text related to the main topic, such as "Slowly lowers Jeansened into a wooden bowl full of exotic olive oil and reproduce... Oh this is just too good for lowercase."
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 28, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets May 6, 2013 11:21PM Apr 1, 2018 1:58AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/331624766073077760 https://twitter.com/dril/status/980338624909672453 ------------- Transcript: • I Hope Someone Steals My Tweets. Because.. Theyre Bad! Haha Load Them Up In A Big Chuck Wagon And Take Them To Criminal Hq Where They Belong • Trying Really Hard Not To Be Tryhard The image shows a comic strip in portrait orientation, featuring a man in a suit and a woman with blonde hair and glasses. The man is standing in the background while the woman is prominently featured in the foreground. A speech bubble above the woman contains the text "I hope someone steals my tweets, because they're really bad! Ha ha load them up in a big chunk of Chuckwagon and take them to criminal ho where they belong". The comic strip also includes a text box containing the dates, such as "Comic: Nov 28 2014" and "Doodle: May 6 2013". The image is tagged with Twitter handles "@Mastoai/DrillTracy".
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 20, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 30, 2020 8:32AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1222875277753118721 ------------- Transcript: • Imagining A Guy Who Calls Every Simpsons Character A "Simpson" (Even Ancillary Ones, Outside Of The Main Family) And Letting Him Ruin My Day The image is a comic book with a speech bubble containing a humorous dialogue between two men. One of the men, wearing a tie, appears to be a family member trying to cheer up the other man who is also wearing a tie. The comic book's creator, MASTO AI, has provided the date and the creator of the comic in the comments.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 25, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Dec 18, 2015 8:22AM Dec 7, 2015 11:41AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/677826144293552129 https://twitter.com/dril/status/673889962262163456 ------------- Transcript: • Is Mother Teresa A Saint "No She Aint" • Boys Im Here To Tellt You That A High-Quality Wall Paper Can Make Any Room Look Fantastic On The Cheap The image portrays a man dressed in a suit and hat, smoking a cigarette and engaging in a conversation on a phone. The text above the image indicates that this cartoon is a promotional piece, possibly for a comic book or a publication, and that the date, time, and the comic creator are available.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 9, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Feb 9, 2012 1:04PM Mar 29, 2012 2:13AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/167655059570696194 https://twitter.com/dril/status/185248218324537344 ------------- Transcript: • Although Im The Foremost Blue Jeans Virtuoso I Consider It Disrespectful To Wear Them. I Simply Kiss Each Pair 5 Times A Day; Facing Mecca. • Tried To Overdose On Aquarium Pebbles & The Hospital Laughed At Me And The Ambulance Drivers All Took Turns Whipping Me With Catheter Tubes The image features a cartoon comic strip, with two men having a conversation. The man on the left is wearing a red tie and is in the middle of a speech. The man on the right is wearing blue jeans and is looking down at the man with the red tie. The comic strip also includes a speech bubble with text, likely containing the dialogue between the two men.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 6, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Oct 5, 2013 8:55PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/386656001471954945 ------------- Transcript: • #Tagabeautifulgirl Im Good. Im Really Good And Normal. I Want To Take A Women To The Shooting Range And Discuss Guns Culture. I Love Humor The image shows a cartoon scene of a man, dressed in a police uniform, with a hat on his head. The man is standing next to a building and there is a speech bubble in the image, which contains a message that reads " Hole in wall. Twitter: @Mastoae/@OrbitTracy". The cartoon is drawn with a unique style featuring a combination of cartoon and comic art elements. The caption at the bottom of the image provides information about the cartoon, including the man's date, the name of the artist, and a date of creation.
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 20, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 22, 2015 8:28PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/558421033284538368 ------------- Transcript: • The News; - Death Cured; Immortality Real -On-Line Ghoul Given Plaque; Recognized As "Loudest Human Alive" - Bird Infiltrates Macaroni Grill In the image, a woman in a red outfit is standing next to a television, looking at its display. Her expression and position suggest she might be engaged with the content on the TV. The scene appears to be a digital comic strip featuring a cartoon character, likely a cartoon woman, in a humorous context. The image also includes a text box with the date of August 20, 2014, the date of the panel, and the title of the panel. The panel is titled "masto/a/gdriltracy" and was posted by a user named d'Twitter.
October 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from July 25, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Mar 6, 2018 6:45PM Mar 13, 2018 2:57PM Mar 28, 2018 8:10PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/971154761939607552 https://twitter.com/dril/status/973634207477100544 https://twitter.com/dril/status/979148706091077632 ------------- Transcript: • Crawling Around On The Kitchen Floor Like A Fucking Dick Head And Filming My Own "Beggin Strips" Commercials • Today , I Am Every Husband • Ufo Themed Wedding Thwarted By Sjw `S The image depicts a humorous cartoon scene featuring two men sitting at a dining table. One man, dressed in a green jacket, is holding a candle, while the other man, wearing a hat, appears to be laughing. The table is set with a plate of food and a cup. The cartoon also includes text and comic strips, adding to its humorous and entertaining nature.
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 10, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Nov 25, 2015 5:34AM Oct 7, 2015 3:04PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/669449037905571841 https://twitter.com/dril/status/651835413208936449 ------------- Transcript: • How Do I Make It So People Have To Give Me Money If They Want To Reply To My Posts • (In The 'Lets Get Ready To Rumble' Man's Voice) Lllllleeets Get Ready To Post Some Good Shit In the comic book, a conversation between three men unfolds. One man is wearing a fedora and a suit, while the other two men are dressed in costumes with white hair. The central figure, the man with white hair, is talking to another man in a suit. The comic book features speech bubbles, which contain the words "Ready to rumble", "Main's voice", "LLaughter", and "Some good to share". The comic book also has an image of a man with a red rose on a black tie, which adds to the overall visual appeal of the illustration. The text "COFFEE/DRILLERTRAY" is also present in the comic book.
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 22, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet May 5, 2012 5:30PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/198887469507289088 ------------- Transcript: • I Saw A Man At Rofl Con With A Huge Black Stain Down The Ass Crack. Can Another Attendee Please Confirm #Roflcon #Stainman The image is a humorous cartoon strip featuring an older woman, a man with a pipe, and a woman. They are engaged in a conversation, and a speech bubble is present, with the woman speaking into it. The speech bubble contains the text "I saw a man at rofl con with a huge black stain down the ass. Crack! Can another attendee leasecon conconfirmman". The image is dated on May 25, 2014, and has been shared on Twitter with the text "#mastoal/drittracy".
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 18, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet May 1, 2020 1:33AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1256094284207452164 ------------- Transcript: • Posts Are Such Damn Shit, Posts Are So Bad They Are Giving Me Covid Toes The image is a comic strip featuring two characters, one wearing boots and the other barefoot. The comic strip is set in the context of a world where people have been asked to have any shoes. The caption above the comic strip includes the phrase "posts are such Damn shit, posts are so Bad giving me COVID toes," implying that the people wearing shoes are causing health issues for those without footwear. The date of the comic strip is listed as "Masto AI/BrigidTracy" on the image.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 9, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Oct 14, 2020 3:05PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1316455139712983040 ------------- Transcript: • Do My Posts Help You? Am I A Good Person? Do You Think Im Nice The image depicts a comic strip featuring three people. One person, an older man with a mustache, is smoking a pipe and talking to the other two individuals, a woman and a young girl. The man is holding a book in his hand, possibly discussing a story or sharing knowledge with the others. The woman and the young girl appear to be engaged in the conversation, contributing to the overall narrative of the comic strip.
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from December 16, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Oct 9, 2021 3:47PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1446925197823537152 ------------- Transcript: • If My Followers Want Me To Become A Guy Who Says Shit Like "Tarnation" Aand "Dag Nabbit" I Will Do It. I Will Please Them At Any Cost The image is a cartoon depicting a woman sitting at a desk in front of a computer screen. She is typing on a keyboard as a male character, possibly her male friend, watches her work. The woman is wearing a hat and a blue dress. The cartoon is created by Masto AI.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 27, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweets Jul 22, 2022 3:15AM Aug 15, 2022 1:38PM Sep 5, 2022 8:35AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/1550378910382059521 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1559233120813035520 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1566766982162092032 ------------- Transcript: • They Call The Book " 1984" Because That's What My Iq Becomes When I Read It.... • "Ohh I Caught You Posting Cringe You Posted Cringe I Got You I Caught You" Yes Bitch. And I Make $100 A Month Doing It. • Screw Around Like A Bitch And I Well Show You Why They Call Me Mr.Wuhan The image is a colorful cartoon featuring a jovial man wearing a priest's robe, surrounded by a flock of chickens. The man appears to be reading a letter with a serious expression, as if in contemplation or deep thought. The cartoon has a bright, cheerful atmosphere, with the man and the chickens as the main subjects.
September 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 6, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Feb 3, 2015 9:12PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/562780760248434688 ------------- Transcript: • Becoming A Meme After Confessing That I Left My Gf At A 5 Star Restaurant To Spray My Dick With Compressed Air Taught Me The Pain Of Slavery In this comic book panel, a woman is smoking a cigarette while standing next to a skeleton character. The skeleton, wearing a hat, is shown holding a pipe in its hands. The background is a dark purple color, giving the scene a mysterious atmosphere. The panel appears to be a part of the "masto@al.orgrilracy" comic series.
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 7, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweets Oct 2, 2011 10:04AM Oct 6, 2011 10:02AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/120499277008093184 https://twitter.com/dril/status/121948496176746497 ------------- Transcript: • Three Words To Describe Me: Sensual, Progrsesive, Muscular. Check Out My Blog About Mustaches • " Stay Hungry " - Burger King The image presents a cartoon strip featuring a man in a green hat smoking a cigarette, standing next to another man in a yellow jacket who is also smoking a cigarette. Both men appear to be muscular, and they are wearing ties, suggesting a sense of formality or semi-formality in the setting. A speech bubble above the characters reads, "Three words to describe me: sensory, progressive, muscular, blog, about music - 'Stay hungry, 'Stay thirsty, 'Keep moving,' 'The beat goes on...'" The text also mentions that the scene is from October 7, 2011 at 6:30pm.
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 19, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 22, 2010 11:11AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/19261786159 ------------- Transcript: • My Multinational Trolling Firm Has Jsut Posted Pictures Of Barking Dogs On Gerber Brand Baby Food's Forum For Babies The image is a comic strip featuring two men and a question at the bottom. One man, wearing a blue suit, has his fist raised, while the other man, dressed in a black suit, looks confused. The question being posed is "Is that so?" with the text "my multifnational trolling firm has juts Jut pictured of barking dogs on Gerber brand baby food's Forum for babies" above the question. The comic strip is likely discussing a humorous situation or poking fun at a recent event.
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from July 12, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 29, 2015 9:26PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/560972275022045185 ------------- Transcript: • In Talks With Twitter Execs To Make My Account Unblockable, And Also Worse A comic strip with a man and a woman as the main characters. The man is wearing a green suit and a hat, while the woman is wearing a yellow dress. They are having a conversation, and the comic strip also includes a speech bubble with the text, "In talks with twitter excuses to make my account unobtainable and also worse," indicating a discussion about their account or social media presence.
September 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 25, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Mar 24, 2013 12:59AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/315689399562141696 ------------- Transcript: • Petition To Change The Twitter Bird Into A Shittier, Less Noble Animal, L Ike A Pig Or An Ape The image features a comic strip with three characters, a woman and two men, who are engaged in a conversation. The man on the left is wearing a green hat and a black suit, while the woman is dressed in a white dress and a blue hat. The man in the middle is wearing a yellow hat and a white suit. The woman appears to be talking to the man in the green hat, while the man in the black suit appears to be listening. In the center of the panel, there is a speech bubble with text, which is written by someone named Tracy. The speech bubble also contains a statement that reads, "Petition to change the policy on animal, I like a pig or an animal. I'm mymeMysta!", indicating that there is a public demand for change regarding animal treatment.
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 17, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweets May 29, 2013 7:01PM Apr 24, 2013 12:17PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/339879228277395457 https://twitter.com/dril/status/327094026975207424 ------------- Transcript: • My Dick Is Satire • I Probably Spend The Majority Of My Leisure Time Punching A Hideous Effigy Of The Caveman Who Invented Sex The image features a comic strip of a young blonde girl with a blue nose, dressed in an orange shirt. She is holding a cigarette in her hand. A speech bubble above the girl reads, "I probably spent the majority of my leisure time punching a hideously effective caveman who invented sex. My Dick Is Satire. Joe Station Mike Curtis." This comic strip is part of a panel at a gay pride event, with a date of May 21, 2013, a time of 7:30pm, and a location of Atlantic/Gulf Coast.
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 20, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 12, 2016 4:47PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/752967752575483904 ------------- Transcript: • My Name Is "Pruce" Now. Tell Every One You Know That My Name Is Now Pruce The image features a comic book-style advertisement for a book titled "The Cloning of Mumbles" by Dr. Ghote. The comic book is prominently displayed on the left side of the image, while the title of the book is written in a larger font size on the right side. In the background, there is a watermark that reads "masto/al/8p76f4p", which might be a reference to the creator of the comic book or the publisher. The overall layout is visually engaging and eye-catching, with the comic book being the central focus of the advertisement.
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 15, 2013 ------------- Dril Tweet Mar 14, 2014 12:13PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/444506672237924352 ------------- Transcript: • Motorists Are Advised Not To Touch The Mattress. The Cops Are On Their Way To Beat The Snot Out Of It With Hammers. Do Not Interfere In the image, there is a lively cartoon strip with two characters, a man and a man, standing next to each other. The man on the left, with a mustache, is in a serious conversation with the man on the right. The man with the mustache appears to be in a bad mood. They are both wearing hats, contributing to the humorous and imaginative atmosphere of the scene. There is also a speech bubble containing the text "Motorists are advised not to touch the mattress, the cops are on their way out of it with hammers, do not interfere".
August 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from April 19, 2012 ------------- Dril Tweet May 6, 2012 9:58PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/199317160059875328 ------------- Transcript: • Priest Plugs My Coffin In At The End Of The Funeral. "Millertime" Lights Up In Neon On The Side, Desecrating My Corspe & Sending Me To Hell The image is a vibrant comic strip featuring a cowboy hat and a cartoon cowboy in a car. The cowboy, wearing a hat, is pointing towards the sky with his finger, while the cartoon cowboy is driving down the road with his eyes focused on the road. Both characters appear to be in the middle of a conversation, with the cowboy's facial expression conveying anger and frustration. The background of the image is a lively city street, filled with snowflakes, giving the scene a cold and wintry feel. The colors used in the comic strip are predominantly orange, blue, and white, creating a visually striking and amusing image.
July 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 17, 2012 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 15, 2014 6:26PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/423581874728890369 ------------- Transcript: • Im Sorry For Claiming That All Cops Wear Big Fake Boobs Full Of Milk Under Their Shirts And Use Them To Breastfeed Criminals. Only Some Do The image is a comic strip featuring a man dressed as a superhero and a woman dressed as a waitress in a diner. They are engaged in a conversation, with the superhero talking to the waitress about the weather. The comic strip has a humorous and entertaining style, with exaggerated speech and actions. The panels show the superhero's face, while the waitress's face is shown in the background. The comic strip is part of a series, and the panels are numbered in order, starting from 1. The poster also contains additional text providing information about the event.
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 7, 2012 ------------- Dril Tweet Dec 12, 2015 12:48PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/675718951993802755 ------------- Transcript: • In Culture, Today, Where They Have Cellphones, It Seems, As, Though, The Most Forgotton Words In The English Language Are, "I Give A Damn." This is a comic strip featuring two men in suits, one in a black suit and the other in a green suit, engaged in a conversation. The man in the black suit is positioned on the left side of the strip, while the man in the green suit is on the right side. They are standing against a blue background, and the caption above them reads, "In culture, today, where they have cellphones, it seems, as though, the most forgotten words in the English language are 'I give a Damn.'".
July 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM