Eeeeee! The Sapphicness will never go away!

Well boy do I have a library of stories for you!

Wait am I going to write about blueberries or do I just have an unbelievable yearning that has to be expressed somehow?

...both probably...

I once told a friend what I did.

But then again, she's a hot fetish model and was into it so that's cheating.

Don't sorry I'll eat the stew whilst you are tied up.

In a contraption.

Imabouddablowupagirlintoablueberreh up in here!

Though I am enjoying the common theme of "Why are you writing inflation"

...because I like hot blimps.

Sorry for glazing myself.

But it's nice to know the months weren't wasted. I love you all. 💙

I agree. The scientific method is flawless.

That's why I said beforehand that I don't actually dislike them for it, it's just a funny observation. But now I'm like "...the blueberrying hot sauce... the breast expanding fly swatter..."

That one almost made me spurt white Monster out my nose.

Granted if I had my way their next video would be an hour long epic of Sapphic tension where the suit doesn't come out until the last minute.

"Single female lawyer, inflating up with juice, wearing sexy mini skirts and has a big kaboose"

I did have a funny idea of a lawyer sueing the company responsible, but she starts to inflate and without missing a beat slowly ends up arguing in the companies favour. Judge just shrugs and says the case is dismissed much to everyone's joy.

Man argues with a soldier about wanting to get into the city, wanting to see his family. Soldier explains why he can't, all while blowing up into a blueberry.

Guy just somehow calms down as the now solider berry says that they're doing all they can to contain the outbreak (yet now a blueberry)

Three seconds.

Run.