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The one homie who is unto himself
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Two arms, two legs, one head... the "Classic Physique"
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Cute gay postman ran up the stairs to bring me my package. This city is afraid of me
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The concept for Geometry Wars is terrifying. I can't countenance the idea that shapes don't live in perfect harmony with one another
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm the guy who "performs" inconsequential pop culture opinions. It's not clear why I do it but everyone agrees I'm a real stinker
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lmao Nolan gave Agamemnon (or Menelaus?) a Batman helmet
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My feeling is that “'tis the season” at any given point of the year
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Meditating RoboCop performs body scan in nanoseconds
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One information about myself I'll let slip is that I'm probably a rough whatever my age is
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This website is really good for one of my fave genre of posts, 'single-minded fetishist pays sober tribute to victims of recent tragedy'
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's so great how there's no way, sycophantic though you might be, of making tech tycoons look cool
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Next year I'm going to Betelgeuse to get more wilfully obtuse
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every time I read "shaved onions" in a recipe I think about that one minigame in Rhythm Heaven where you pluck hairs from various moustachioed vegetables
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I think a lot of people who are into delayed gratification are cheating by getting gratification from the delay
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sight and Smell Poll
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Great question! From the information I could find online, it's unlikely that Mr. T (né Laurence Tureaud) actually ate your testicles, but I can't discount the possibility.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Mill? Check.
Grist? ... fuck!!!
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
(quickly minimising browser window) Uh, yeah, doing some research
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why is Soylent People green?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The Largest Erogenous Zone is growing at an exponential rate. All expeditions that have tried to chart its depths have been lost. May God have mercy on all of us
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Please unwrap my behaviours and tastes into an unreadably noisy cloud of points
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Haven't heard anyone interrogate their priors in years. Probably for the best
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I find it pretty funny how much less often cluster C personality disorders come up in popular conversation as opposed to A and B. I guess being just kinda neurotic and sad doesn't carry much dangerous allure
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I wish the revolutionary 10-day week and 10-hour day had stuck and I could be like, Sorry, I don't know how long anything lasts. I'm from the fucked up country
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM