This is excellent news Bec!

Do what I did, cut up the credit card and return to paying with sexual favours

Also, kill the chicken

I’m guessing your wife is also transferring to digital

Disappointing

If there’s a Boche shell in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now

It’s a multi-storey car park now, such are the multitudes who followed in the footsteps of my dreams, I guess

I enjoyed this piece, Tom. I have been quietly fascinated by the phenomenon of desire lines ever since I claimed to have pioneered one in my neighbourhood when I was a wee lad.

I’m guessing one of them hasn’t learned his name

Most importantly, something that exposes Advance’s tactics in the eyes of their own target market

“Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh, I want the postcode numbers to fit inside the little squaaaaares”