Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔
@drjosie.lgbt
Josie
Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible.
Minors DNI 🔞
Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible.
Minors DNI 🔞
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔
@drjosie.lgbt
· Jan 29
Ok I'm getting Facebook follows now, so just FYI, I'm pretty feral on here. If we work together and you're not queer I'll probably block you for my own ability to find a job just FYI lol
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Ummm maybe let’s not play at this particular park
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ummm maybe let’s not play at this particular park
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I’m always saying this
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m always saying this
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Wake Up Dead Man is good, folks
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is good, folks
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Happy Thanksgiving from Federal Hill Park in Baltimore (with @drjosie.lgbt)
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Federal Hill Park in Baltimore (with @drjosie.lgbt)
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The best cheap beer
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The best cheap beer
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Visiting the bar where Edgar Allen Poe was found dying with @drjosie.lgbt
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Visiting the bar where Edgar Allen Poe was found dying with @drjosie.lgbt
First Natty Boh. It’s legit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
First Natty Boh. It’s legit.
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
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in france do they call shower sex an amuse-douche?
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
in france do they call shower sex an amuse-douche?
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I’m told this pie is me
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m told this pie is me
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It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's always Sasquatch, but never Sask Listen
Daily life at work in the winter with ADHD and mild hypertension:
1. Hands get dry
2. Realize later you should lotion them, so do so
3. Your diuretic immediately informs you that you have to pee
4. Use restroom and wash hands
Repeat
1. Hands get dry
2. Realize later you should lotion them, so do so
3. Your diuretic immediately informs you that you have to pee
4. Use restroom and wash hands
Repeat
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Daily life at work in the winter with ADHD and mild hypertension:
1. Hands get dry
2. Realize later you should lotion them, so do so
3. Your diuretic immediately informs you that you have to pee
4. Use restroom and wash hands
Repeat
1. Hands get dry
2. Realize later you should lotion them, so do so
3. Your diuretic immediately informs you that you have to pee
4. Use restroom and wash hands
Repeat
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Love when it’s grilled cheese and tomato soup weather.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Love when it’s grilled cheese and tomato soup weather.
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can't wait for the first bitch with non standard pronouns to be canonized so we can all pray to holy she/it
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
can't wait for the first bitch with non standard pronouns to be canonized so we can all pray to holy she/it
Why do I have to spiral when I realize that someone doesn't like me very much? Why can't I let it go like a normal person?
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why do I have to spiral when I realize that someone doesn't like me very much? Why can't I let it go like a normal person?
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
(Don't argue with me about this please, but you can commiserate)
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“i like that when i hug you your boobs fit nicely into my armpits”
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“i like that when i hug you your boobs fit nicely into my armpits”
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I did my part
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I did my part
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I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet got snubbed for best performance by the Game Awards
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet got snubbed for best performance by the Game Awards
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And lest we forget, goblin deez nuts 😌
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And lest we forget, goblin deez nuts 😌
Even Saruman's poopmancy cannot produce its equal
Good point. Gives new meaning to going down down to goblin town.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Even Saruman's poopmancy cannot produce its equal
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Which orc has the biggest dick?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Which orc has the biggest dick?
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According to my Letterboxd I have only ever seen Predator Badlands. As such, I’m watching Fellowship of the Ring and I gotta say I’m getting some real Predator Badlands vibes from this
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
According to my Letterboxd I have only ever seen Predator Badlands. As such, I’m watching Fellowship of the Ring and I gotta say I’m getting some real Predator Badlands vibes from this
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Yes daddy, bind me in your darkness, daddy
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes daddy, bind me in your darkness, daddy
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Rings for men?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Rings for men?!
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If you want old man sounds, the wizard duel in Fellowship of the Ring remained undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you want old man sounds, the wizard duel in Fellowship of the Ring remained undefeated