Andrew Ashton
@drkingothebeach.bsky.social
Job: Beach. Always trying to make fetch happen.
> load savegame
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
> load savegame
> use potato to turn on kitchen light
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
> use potato to turn on kitchen light
> turn on light
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
> turn on light
Place towel over potato
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Place towel over potato
Cutting across the grain. Diagonally, you could say.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Cutting across the grain. Diagonally, you could say.
I'd wonder why everybody is staring at their tricorders all day
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'd wonder why everybody is staring at their tricorders all day
People love steak. We asked a bunch of physicists about cows. Their answers might surprise you.
September 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
People love steak. We asked a bunch of physicists about cows. Their answers might surprise you.
Billy Ripkin could really make this photo shoot pop.
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Billy Ripkin could really make this photo shoot pop.
The Game is Tic-Tac-Toe.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Game is Tic-Tac-Toe.
Are they back on Stewart Ave?
August 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Are they back on Stewart Ave?
At what hour can you get Hot Ginger Ale?
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
At what hour can you get Hot Ginger Ale?
As long as you are not sticking to flesh metrics then I am impressed.
July 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As long as you are not sticking to flesh metrics then I am impressed.
Large? Like how many Gauss?
July 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Large? Like how many Gauss?
I'm going to have to go with a "cobble" here
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm going to have to go with a "cobble" here
"civil liberties" how quaint
June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"civil liberties" how quaint
Oh no was it a strongly worded letter?
June 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh no was it a strongly worded letter?
Worse or purposeful? What is the endgame? These people are cruel and stupid but they are no idiots and they have read the playbook.
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Worse or purposeful? What is the endgame? These people are cruel and stupid but they are no idiots and they have read the playbook.
They are supposed to meet June 26
June 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
They are supposed to meet June 26